discord duo rp sentence starters
“THIS IS WHY YOU DONT ACCEPT DRUGS FROM STRANGERS.”
“it's weird to think there's an alternate timeline where we never met but I watched you on tv.”
“I'm afraid you have CHBS, Chronic Himbo Bastard Syndrome, and I regret to inform you that it's fatal.”
“i think the rhyming made me nervous.”
“just because my method is stupid, doesn't mean it isn't guided by love.”
“i’m gonna kill you, if that moose doesn’t.”
“get your darwin award a different day.”
“you make everybody uwah~ so cool~ just by existing.”
“i may be stupid.”
“i should have expected this.”
“this makes up for everything bad I've done to myself, i am now the pinnacle of health.”
“i don’t suck dick but i would deep throat a king crab leg any day.”
“don't roll your eyes at me.”
“bold of you to think i wouldn't jump on you.”
“i dont like the jelly chunks.”
“don’t use me as an excuse to stay up, you know i wouldn’t want you to.”
“i went outside and befriended some homeless dudes, then i invited a doctor back to my room.”
“he invited me to a party in new jersey but I was like, ew.”
“i may be covered in confetti, but i’m no child.”
“HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?”
“that poor drink.”
“this is what adventure is for!”
“like a bad sitcom...”
“this makes getting the uber to alaska funnier, in hindsight.”
“how do you plan on cleaning your room without housekeeping?”
“how did you sleep in that bed...”
“IT SEEMED FUN AT THE TIME.”
“have you any survival instincts?”
“giving up autonomy to chaos and embracing entropy is the true survival instinct.”
“well that's not unnerving.”
“SOMEBODY has to be responsible.”
“this is not oppression.”
“i’m telling you to go to sleep.”
“YOURE NOT GOING TO A VOLCANO.”
“GETTING REMOVED FROM A CONVENTION IS NOT A SUPERMAN-LEVEL EMERGENCY.”
“i will fight them all.”
“i’m hesitant to let you have a sword.”
“i won’t get in trouble.”
“i have bad news for you about fish.”