sentence prompts: misc
“This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.” “That building was already on fire when I got here, I swear.” “How arrogant of you to assume I am "filled with hate" as though I were some passive container. I radiate hate. A hate generator, if you will.” “Friends that sin together win together!” “He asked me what my sign was, and I just said ‘dollar’.” “Be the bigger person. Get really buff, then just beat the shit outta them.” “So is it an actual clown or just someone dressed up as one?” “Why would you want my phone number? It's completely useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and shake it endlessly into the night.” “Alright, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm gonna go first. I hate you.” “I don’t need friends! I’ve got guns!” “You know what they say! If you can’t win, cheat!” “Bubblewrap proves that humans strive to destroy that which they are meant to protect.” “If someone physically threatens you, scare them off by saying you have a pain kink. Works on [character name] every time.” “I was lost until I found you. Now I’m lost and on the run from the cops.” “I don't regret the things I did, or the things I didn't do. I mostly regret things you did.” “I don't even know what the fuck true love even is, but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life.” “Just once I'd like to fall in love with someone who will ruin things before I do.” “Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.” “I would pity you if I wasn’t so busy imagining you on fire.” “I feel like I want to murder someone. And also, I want soft pretzels.” “When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.”








