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[captain-price-returns]

[sadqueerenergy]

regal elf girl calling her estrogenized cum droplet 'morning dew'

[shegayonmygirl]

waitress waitress, more girls with very small dicks please!!!

[shegayonmygirl]

waitress waitress!! please make fun of how small it is!! and make sure you mix some praise in too!! call her dick cute and tiny and pathetic ok waitress?? pretty please??

[shegayonmygirl]

waitress!! waitress are you bigger than her? yes? splendid!! splendid!! waitress!! please compare your dick to hers and show her how pathetic and tiny and adorable she is next to yours!! thank you waitress we love you waitress!!

[horses-love-divorces]

I'm not tadc fan and I don't want to go into this discourse, but it's so funny to me that when Jax was confirmed as a trans-woman (or at least goose used she/her for the character) suddenly she's a bigender, genderfluid, genderqueer, etc. Everything but a woman.

[coolyo294]

[bunniope]

[angel-with-a-tummy-ache]

[yellow-cat]

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[pinnipetal]

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

[dualcasterjay]

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[analogdelight]

*in the fantasy rpg character creator making a tired, middle-aged woman* yeah i'll add a scar across her eye, i'm not driving

[hagiomoto]

[achillesinhighheels]

[ziridotmidi]

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