amor verus numquam moritur.

Izzy. I like books and dogs and Marvel movies and Parks and Rec. Clint Barton has taken over my life with his dumb farm and cute face. [Previous urls -> B-RTON, SAMESJULLIVAN.]

[elderly-scrolls]

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

[twitblr]

The truth comes out

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[alohammora]

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

[remy-is-rat]

Worm off the string

Worm on some legs

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

atheists be like go grandpa

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[ratfuck]

doctor: I’m sorry… The test results are in.. you’re down with the sickness…

[rainbowgazes-archive]

OH WH-A-A-AT?

[thepessimists]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head and said 'vibe check' now hes dead

[owlcitytweets]

[beyond-authority]

Update!

[the-great-void]

Mr. City

[timetrees]

#mr city was my father please call me owl

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[lokidokeyartichoki]

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

[hellenhighwater]

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[actualaster]

Tyeehaw

[goron-king-darunia]

Yeethaw

[edward-glock40-hands]

[fistfulofgammarays]

So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

[moniquill]

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

[iheartvmt]

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

[vetisntdead]

Here is the opposite

[bard-o-lator]

I walk an old town road

Upon the only horse I’ve ever known

[venus-and-bluebells]

Don’t know where it goes but I’ve got a Gucci hat and I’m all alone

[iamnmbr3]

So, you know the bit in TFA when Bucky, despite the fact that he is strapped to a table in a HYDRA torture facility, lights up and smiles so genuinely when he sees Steve, and then Steve clasps Bucky’s face in his hands because he still can’t quite believe he’s real? That was gay.

[growrotten]

hey y’all do you want to see a dragon that i drew

[growrotten]

of course you do here he is

[jselley]

You’re right, I did want to see it. Thanks.