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mick: stop saying your mum everytime someone tries to correct your behaviour!!

tommy: your mum.

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tommy *texting*: happy new year!

mick: fuck off

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*nikki running across the stage in heels*

*Trips over a wire*

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Tommy: I’m not sure about that one, I’ll have to pass

Interviewer: I asked for your surname

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Roger *sorting out his parting*: straighter then Freddie

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Nikki: squidward!

Mick: get your balls off slash’s eyes

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Vince: woah these speed bumps are something nowadays

Nikki: that was a bin

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Doc: what did you make

Nikki: a fucking mistake

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Vince: I even forgot what it was like to love myself

Nikki:

Vince: sorry just wanted to seem relatable

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Doc *on the phone to tommy*: where are you?

Tommy: you said I could have the day off

Doc: I never said that

Tommy: oh, well can I have the day off?

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Roger: why would it take me three years to put together a 4 piece puzzle?

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Freddie: do you want some coffee

Brian: what are the options?

Freddie: yes or no

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Paul: I don’t think you like me

Roger poking a Paul voodoo doll with a needle: what makes you say that?

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Roger: wait your toast is stuck?? Have u tried using a fork to get it out?

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I took a risk... that risk wasn’t worth it.

-Roger Taylor, probably

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Freddie *talking about a night at the opera*: we can only have 4 songs on the b-side

Roger: why’s that

Freddie: cause Brian wrote a fucking 8 minute one

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Roger *to Paul*: fun fact, if you actually shut up.. I might like you