The Ardent Heathen @rtjgsketch - Tumblr Blog

With the Wizard™ revival happening on this site, I think Magnificus Inscryption should be more popular. He just sits and ponders his paintings and commits like 4 human rights ethical atrocities in a day, he’s perfect for you all.

#please play inscryption #please marvel at this awful furball wizard and his sheer apathy towards anybody but himself

mossworm

creatures inspired by randomly generated sprites

(https://2draw.me/random_ship_generator/)

poormansgambit

Meet our good knights…

#y'all know what to DO #go give this some love!#friend art

random-typepokemondex

*Trumpet noises* This blog hit 1500 followers!! Since these three kinda started it all, I wanted to really polish them up! And there is not better time to share then this huge milestone :D

#i love these funky little lads #pokemon

r00

its time to appreciate this pikachu artwork from the first super smash bros

#it's the texture-overlayed-colour beneath pure-black-untextured-lineart that does it for me here friends #enamoured with this lad

tacticianofylisse

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

tacticianofylisse

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

glitter6ug-deactivated20190325

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time

ampervadasz

Unmute !

drewwise

ROBOTIC BONES 🦴

pixiescout

A brand new adventure

#pokemon

cybrskll-deactivated20230927

#this just makes me wish even more that pokemon were real #pokemon

staurolith

Lamentation

First pass at a design concept for a monster in the comic I am working to write.

#love this mcfreakin thing #friend art

guerrillatech

ranmagender

ive been buying more stuff on bandcamp because it supports indie artists way more than spotify

meridianowl

reminder to buy on bandcamp fridays!

these specific friday events (that do not happen every friday, it varies)?

artists get 100% of what you pay for their work. On bandcamp friday all proceeds go to the artist.

joematar

bandcamp fridays are usually the first friday of every month though right now there isn’t one until August 6th, 2021. though this Friday 6/18 they’re giving all the money they usually take to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund

also I’d be remiss to not rudely stick my bandcamp on here under this info

monmouth-manufacturing

and even if you don’t buy stuff on bandcamp fridays, bandcamp still pays artists 80-85%, whereas spotify only pays artists less than half a cent per stream.

so if you like listening to someone’s music on spotify, also support them on bandcamp if you’re able to!

#a lot of artists do some really incredible physical releases too if you're into such memorabilia #i have a whole-ass cassette collection from indies on bandcamp and it is one of the coolest damn things #but there's vinyl- cds- etc- most of them have really cool designs on them and are only made in limited batches #so you not only support a small creator- you also get a cool thing that not many other people might have #and i think that's pretty neat

the-quasar-hero

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

schakira

okay… i can still see the folds on your wizard robe… iron it.

the-quasar-hero

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

schakira

no cause it’s really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn’t being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

the-quasar-hero

I just think it’s funny you think anything that isn’t dusted and busted like your grimoire is somehow less authentic, when the reality is you a broke ass wizard who can’t get your coin up! You gotta use hand-me-downs cuz no king wants to make use of your services! Maybe you should dress like this isn’t the third century and ppl would visit your sad lil’ wizard tower. Your grimoire so old I bet that shit got spells to deal with dinosaurs. I got a spell in mine to make wifi anywhere. Oh, and I know you ain’t talking about staffs when you carry around that plywood looking ass shit. You tryna conjure forth a Home Depot employee?

schakira

you scroll-stuffing spell stealing nasty little SLUT

the-quasar-hero

Nuh-uh, bitch, try again.

unhipwitch

#WIZARDS ARE PETTY AS SHIT #THANK YOU #i love wizardposting

sepdet

Twitter User Secondlina: "Do you need wizard references? Google orchestra conductors."

See THREAD for many more great examples.

rtjgsketch

@staurolith

#im sure you already know the thoughts i am thinking #i love wizardposting

Trying to get better about making art again: decided to do some NPC portraits for one of my dnd campaigns! From left to right, top to bottom: The Necromaster (Human Necromancer | He/Him) Ida Fenn (Human Acolyte | They/Them) Samleel Bunce (Halfling Minister | He/Him) Zekiel Rafaelos Candela (Water Genasi Noble | He/Him)

#my art #dnd 5e #dnd art #dnd npc #god it's been fucking forever since i've posted something on here #how do you do tags on this place

cameoappearance

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]