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Life enthusiast Feel free to talk

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[clownboybebop]

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

[four-predatory-lesbians]

ur mom sounds hot is she single

[clownboybebop]

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[targetedknowledge]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[tredlocity]

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

[famicom]

this is how everyone on this website acts

[bluwubewwy]

Thats not true i dont think i act like this

[grox]

The way Ebay will run up on you and start jissing in your mouth the second you get disposable income

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

[dailypattondoodles]

Oh.

OH

[lurlur]

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

[rtm-drlng]

Caligula, to a horse:

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[captain-price-returns]

[3rakoonsinatrenchcoat]

This is Hain, a character I made for the 2026 Art Fight. I’ll post more about the Kilnish (the species that Hain is a member of) in future posts.

[rtm-drlng]

What was the inspiration

[3rakoonsinatrenchcoat]

I was inspired primarily by the Eridians from PHM, along with the Yök (by Cree8Ball on YouTube).

[rtm-drlng]

What's phm?

Did you intend on making this creature a fungus?

[3rakoonsinatrenchcoat]

What do you mean by fungus??

[rtm-drlng]

The creature is similar to a fungus :p

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on