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Life enthusiast Feel free to talk

[z3bula]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

[bippus]

evilvillain for senate

[bluejaymarin]

drink a lot of booze, piss a lot of pee, drink a lot of booze, piss a lot of pee, drink a lot of booze.................... uh oh wheres the pee

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[rtm-drlng]

South America

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[maja-paja]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[spoonfight7]

Apparently

[rtm-drlng]

Jax one?

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these

[enba-and-luka]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

[the-enchanted-little-star]

[rtm-drlng]

Post a watermark version please

[the-enchanted-little-star]