from the album Short N' Sweet, by Sabrina Carpenter
“I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"I can't relate to desperation."
"God bless your dad's genetics."
"Maybe it's all in my head."
"You're so dumb and poetic."
"It's not that complicated."
"Wanna try my fuzzy pink handcuffs?"
"I leave quite an impression."
"You don't even have to try."
“I heard you're back together."
"You put us in this situation."
"You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you!"
"Guess who he learned that from?"
"You make me wanna make you fall in love."
"I know I've been known to share."
"Don't I know it better than anyone else?"
"I won't give a fuck about you."
"You're supposed to think about me every time you hold her."
"Are you free next week?"
"If that was casual, then I'm an idiot."
"Guess I'll end this life alone."
"You don't have to lie to girls."
"Just 'cause you talk like one, doesn't make you a man."
"Please don't prove I'm right."
"Last week you didn't have any doubts."
"Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice!"
"Don't embarrass me, motherfucker."
"We never talk about it."
"There's no need to pretend."
"I'll just keep on moaning and bitching."
"Too bad your ex don't do it for you."
"Heartbreak is one thing; my ego is another."
"Don't mistake my nice for naïve."
"If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves."
"Sorry if you feel objectified."
"Don't smile because it happened, baby, cry because it's over."
"We could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me...I'm just kidding."
"Don't swear on your mom."
"You think it's happy hour - for me, it's not."
"Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now."
"If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me."
"You can fake it, but you know I know."
"Let me give you some advice."
"She's got a real sixth sense."
"You should stay in my good graces."
"Give me more than just some butterflies!"
"You don't have to lift a finger."
