PRIORITIES, LADY.
The Bowery Presents
Not today Justin

titsay
taylor price
The Stonewall Inn
noise dept.
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Doug Jones
macklin celebrini has autism
EXPECTATIONS

roma★

shark vs the universe
almost home
RMH
Noah Kahan
Mike Driver
$LAYYYTER
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
todays bird
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@rubylikestuesdays
PRIORITIES, LADY.
found an old birthday card
please destroy it in the fires of mount doom
when the person you hate yells out the wrong answer in class.
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
when you don’t raise your hand up, but the teacher calls on you
Hetero Humor™
Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*
Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
someBODY
More British Youth Memes
- Putting those gooey aliens in the microwave because someone said it would have babies.
- Everyone spraying their hair red on red nose day and it never coming out.
- Playing Crystal Rainforest instead of doing any actual work.
- ‘To me to you’.
- Learning that ‘Come Outside’ was the actual name of the ‘Pippin’ show.
- The constant struggle over how much a Freddo should be.
- Not being able to fit the whole Jaffa Cake in your mouth for the total eclipse.
- When tamagotchis got banned from school.
- When beyblades got banned from school.
- When crazy bones got banned from school.
- When you realised that you hated Bella from Tweenies.
- Running for the cutlery drawer and the tin foil when the Shiny Show came on.
- When you were made to cut up chocolate with a knife and fork while wearing a hat, gloves and scarf.
- Knowing what to sing when someone says 64.
- Begging your parents to go on Jungle Run.
- Respecting that kid who won Raven.
- Trying to guess what Neil was making before he was finished on art attack.
- Selling scoobies for 10p per go, 20p if it had beads.
- Brum is love…Brum is life.
- Wearing black pumps for pe at primary school and working it.
- Having wet break and getting out the box full of games that haven’t been played for 20 years.
- When bulldog got banned so you just renamed it…
- When most of your childhood toys ended up being exposed for being toxic.
I still mourn bulldogs.
the backs of cereal boxes for kids are like, “hey, rockstar, can you finish this word jumble and solve the maze?? you saved a marshmallow’s life! have an awesome day!!” and the ones for adults are like, “download this app so you can keep track of how fast your heart is dying. our brown flakes fill you up so you won’t be tempted by foods you actually enjoy. halved strawberry and loose blueberries strewn across a wooden table next to car keys!!”
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded