Ruby

Hey! My name is Ruby. You can ask me anything cause my ask box is always open! ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

[discount-supervillain]

“You have to stop clicking on those ‘Hot Singles in your area’ Ads. Once, I can understand. Twice, I can forgive. But six times? Peridot. You’re bummin’ me out.”

[rubythegem]

Is that a sperm cell,on Peridot's left???

[relatablepicturesofjasper]

let’s get ready to RUUUMBLEEEE

relatablepicturesofgarnet

[rubythegem]

ITS JAS CENAAAA

[sadboysyndrome-deactivated20220]

My Dash Is Pretty Dead

I know that these text posts are annoying and always floating around, but my dash has crawled to a stop. Please let me know/reblog if you post/reblog a lot of the following:

*Undertale! *Homestuck *Gravity Falls *Steven Universe *Assorted animes *Over the Garden Wall! *Harry Potter *Welcome to Hell! *Anything comedy or aesthetic *If you’re an art blog!

Thank you!

[rubythegem]

This I literally Cry for help in a nutshell. Or in this case, a cake cone.

[discount-supervillain]

uh oh

[rubythegem]

She looks so sad

[crystalgem-confessions]

You have NO IDEA how HARD IT IS to drive past THE SIGN that SAYS “RUBY HOTEL” with a sign for “SAPPHIRE LOUNGE” Directly underneath it, every day and not think “GARNET BUILDING" 

-Anonymous

[rubythegem]

Well at least we know who tops now.

[saiyurithecutie]

HALLOWEEN WAS 4 DAYS AGO WHY DID YOU ALREADY CHANGE YOUR TUMBLR TO 2 JINGLE 4 YOU!?!?! WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT THANKSGIVING!?!?!?!

I have made you a top ten list, anon:

1. because i do not like turkey. 

2. It is cold but there is no snow on the ground.

3. I don’t get presents.

4. I don’t enjoy stuffing. It’s just stale bread.

5. I hate having to see my abusive/rude family.

6. It’s always on a fucking Thursday. I mean, what’s up with that?

7. Black Friday (I don’t like people being trampled)

8. It’s already christmas on QVC

9. I don’t like cranberry sauce.

10. And I personally don’t think it should be a holiday (We’re celebrating taking the Native American’s land)

JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER!

(but thanks for the message; love you, anon. I’m not a meanie ^^;)

[rubythegem]

I CAN AGREE WITH NUMBER 7 BECAUSE I'M ONLY 4'9 AND I'M IN COLLAGE!

[elasticitymudflap]

my dream is honestly to emotionally compromise people by creating a heartbreaking story with relatable characters that go through hell and back to realize the real treasure was the friends they made along the way, and at the same time be posting “draw the squad like this” pics of the cast on my blog as if nothing is wrong and no one is dying

[rubythegem]

So you wish to be the next Sugar woman?....

[charlesoberonn]

In Steven Universe rock girls kiss

In Adventure Time, rock stops girls from kissing

[rubythegem]

NO!WERE THE ONLY LESBIAN COUPLE ON CN!!!

[lithiumlollipop]

This is fucking HILARIOUS.

If you can’t read the watermark, it says elasticitymudflap.tumblr.com

[charmtouch-deactivated20170812]

You've heard of Rubooty now get ready for

Sapphass

[rubythegem]

I approve of this message.

[missingwigs]

She’s the ghost of Christmas eve

[rubythegem]

HALLOWEEN WAS 2 DAYS AGO

[pokemon-connoisseur-lucario]

SHE’S BEAUTY SHE’S GRACE

[rubythegem]

SHE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

[drawendo]

Rose hiding animals in her hair

Crazy talk I tell ya’

[rubythegem]

Is that a fucking goblin shark?.....

[rubythegem]

IS THAT PEARLMETHYST I SMELL!?!?!?!

[489576504386978346]

[rubythegem]

Pearl finally said fuck

[hooray-for-annie-may-deactivate]