rude boy

rude boy is my roleplay tumblr. my name is kaka and i'm a coding mod over at caution 2.0. my other blog is stocious, it's more badass than this.

[stocious]

[ NINE FACE CLAIMS YOU'VE USED ]

ash stymest / micky ayoub / max barreau taylor momsen / georgie hobday / kaya scodelario jordan holland / callum wilson / josh beech

[rude---boy]

I APPROVE OF THIS POST 

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[rude---boy]

you can't tell me what to do 'cause mama didn't raise no fool [...] what goes around comes back around and i've been around a few times by now i've seen it all before and i've paid my dues so don't tell me no stories and don't tell me no lies 'cause my mother brought me up to be a bad mother too

[rude---boy]

name/alias: kaka age: 21 yes timezone: gmt+1 favourite genre to rp: real life, small town, city, school idc!!!1 favourite type of character: haha the i don't give two shit smokes and drinks and probs does drugs hola sexy boys. yes that. or peepz who can't like even wipe their own butt like over-grown babies favourite playby: ASH GODDAMN STYMEST. also taylor momsen, max barreau and um... ash stymest. favourite spirit to play: idk? ): i usually take a bit of dis and a bit of that and then my brain overloads with things that could be put together who a whole new fuck up of a character 8D  describe yourself in a gif: 

[atrarchive]

jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam

jesus doesn’t want me for a sunbeam is an upcoming models only boarding school site set in present-day france with a no wordcount & a freestyle app. 

http://sunbeam-rp.tumblr.com/

http://sunbeam-rp.tumblr.com/

http://sunbeam-rp.tumblr.com/

[rude---boy]

HERE COMES JOHNNY!

and antonin plz i need antonin in my life

also i might be doing the janitor wiho

HEY EVERYONE!!111 <3

[rude---boy]

i'm posting here as well. me and the gurrllzz are opening a sunbeam again and i've been stalking tags for other sites and now i really really really want to make a moodboard for johnny but i don't really know how? like i wish i had graphics skills but i really dont so we'll just see how this goes also all hail johnny

[rude---boy]

So tempted to make you Georgie or Taylor.

OMG JUST DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERR!!!!!

[rude---boy]

make a georgie hobday or taylor momsen or other sexy lady for my ash and i have plans that'll take you to heaven ok

[rude---boy]

Maks Holland ◦  20 years old ◦  Loserjerk ◦  Ash Stymest

◦  maks has an american dad and a danish mother, give him a break. maks looks way cooler than max anyway.

◦  but he always lived with his dad like since he was a baby boy. they have a really close relationship but he's been to denmark a few times after his momma decided to go back. he's not really impressed. over the years his mother and him lost touch though and he can't say he misses her or anything.

◦  so maks was a pretty depressed teenager for whatever reason, like a total emo hola, and he used to cut and cry a lot and listen to ~deep music. so that means he has scars all over his body that he's really self-concious about and on top of that heactually did try to off himself a few times. legit. so his closests family started tippy-toeing around him a lot and let him have his way always in hopes he'd become ~happy again and not try offing himself again. that's why he got his first tattoo at 15, smoked weed at 16 and got a dog as a 17 year old. 

◦  the dog is fuck-off crazy but maks loves him always. even though he has to clean up his mess of the carpet every goddamn day. 

◦  over-all maks acts like he's hot shit and stuff, but really he has a lot of emotions. he's like a tumblr fangirl or something, but over the years he's learned way of holding back all da feels and he's more... ~normal now? lol. he acts like a bit of a prick but thats just really to keep people at some distance. 

◦  his one, single greatest fear is to love someone and they end up hurting him, so hey ho, trust issues. like he's ot a loner but he doesn't count on people. ever. 

◦  in an attempt to seem less emo after his teens, maks started doing a lot of crazy stuff and he has a bunch of ~bad friends but not like proper thugs or anything, he could just have piked better company.

◦  on top of that he's smart as fuck he just won't regonize it but you know whot to turn to with your computer problems right?

◦  his favorite color is green

◦  the killings of the girls freaks him the fuck out. like really thank god he has a freaking dobberman

[rude---boy]

maks needs his bros btw if someone wants them

they cause havoc but the other two are actually you know, smart. ish?

someone like cole m or yuri or idk sexy pants would do thats maks peepz ya dig? cmon do eeeet!

[rude---boy]

Maks Holland ▲ 17 ▲Lennon Lemon House ▲ Ash Stymest

▲ yes he calls the house the lemon house because of all the fruitcakes that lives there. like okay he's a stoner himself but there's really some questionable characters here like even maks feels out of place on in a while wtf ▲ and hipster triangles ftw ▲ also he's plain british like london suburbs hola, like docklands or some shit he don't fucking care ▲ so maks oly got in because his dad is a teacher and he sort of helped maks to score good enough to actually ge a chance to enter. oops not oops. ▲ it's really just a way for maks dad to a) keep an eye on him b) ease on the money load c) keep an eye on him d) make sure he doesn't kill himself e) keep an eye on him ▲ oh yeah maks did try to kill himself once but he's over that now ha fun times ▲ mostly he just suffers from a bad case of i don't give a fuckery and general badassery hola @ him if you're one of the cool kids ▲ and yes he smokes a lot of weed sorry not sorry ▲ maks could really be described as dumb as fuck in light words but that'sokay he has a bunch of tutors and lol his dad too ▲ he doesn't go looking for trouble he just... ah well who am i kidding, he does go looking for trouble. like he steals the keys from his dada and changes the answers of tests, and he has started the fire alarm a couple of times with his cigarettes. and without them too, just because he could not be arsed with more math ▲ he really should have been kicked out long ago but thanks dada i want another pony ▲ but yeah he was a depressed pre-teen and he has his whole closet family tippy-toeing around him like they're scared he'll try to off himself again so they pretty much let him have his way so that means weed, tattoos and leather jackets all the way life is good in the hood ▲ he's actually quite a smooth talker though and even though people should hate him he'll smooth talk you to death and whoops you end up liking him not that you'd ever tell your momma that ▲ he's actually part of a troublesome three so someone should get on that asap. more info to cum ▲ also he's not a terrible slut because he has issues with his scars ok don't look ▲ the king isn't untouchable after all but yall don't know that okbye

[rude---boy]

okay sorry im annoying but i was ash stymest and georgie hobday and/or alexandra tikerpuu pending on how things goes JYSK OK BYE

[rude---boy]

R WE GONNA FIGHT OVER ALEX TIKERPUU BLARIE? D8

[kateuptons]

i want nastya kusakina i think

and for my boy i have no idea rj king or max barreau or clement chabernaud wow so cute i don’t know i’m indecisive 2 many boys

[rude---boy]

omg max barreau crying my favorite

if you do i will ship forever with you please do lets plot omg

[rude---boy]

falala using my rp blog tho becos why is it here?

SO EXCITED FOR DA SITE I JUST CANT LETS DO DIS!!!!1

[rude---boy]

i have taymom

u peepz who have willa and kaya, we need to make these chicks hbic, i am just saying ;D;D;D blurb 'n stuff coming one day