Rude Desires and Lack of Shame

25 year old dentist from Brazil, got in a PhD track at KCL to do basic science research, trying hard as fuck to find funding in 2 months and pretty much found myself in life when I got in that program. AND I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Sarcastic, daydreamer, music lover, singer, sometimes writer, sometimes maniac depressive, multi fandom obsessed.

[funnyhumormemes]

[peakyrach]

B A B E

[fcoppola]

I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I… am a librarian!

→ The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[colinscans]

(this one’s a bit different…no pictures of Colin, but HE interviews Cillian Murphy and does some talking himself…)

Colin Farrell interviews Cillian Murphy for Interview, December/January 2006, photography by Alexei Hay.

[marvelsdefenders]

#me giving relationship advice

[evilsupplyco]

“Until death do us part, briefly, followed by a mildly inconvenient period of rituals, and then we resume our time together,” the necromancer said with a illuminated grin and a teasing tone before kissing their newly wedded wife for the first time.

[tinderventure]

Most successful bio yet

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT DANISH NUMBERS ALL OTHER LANGUAGE CRIMES ARE FORGIVEN WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THE TRUE EVIL

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

[septemberpoems]

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

sincerely, the swedes 

[annusunus-deactivated20240713]

please explain

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

The Swedes and the Danes are like the French and the English - been at war for hundreds of years, but are now enjoying a peace built on a solid foundation of mutual shade. After becoming acquainted with the Danish numerical system I find myself sympathising with the Swedes.

@imoldbutimstillintothat​ tells me “they call 90 “halvfems” aka half fives and by that they mean 4*20 + 0.5*20. And same goes for 70 which they call halvfjerds. (3*20+0.5*20)”

I’ve read that sentence 3 times and I still don’t understand it

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

Haha sorry. They, like the French count by scores (quatre-vingt being 80) I think. So halvfems (half fives) (aka 90) are four score plus one half score of the fifth one or so I have been told. But 100 is hundrede in Danish so they’re not even making consistently no sense.

[septemberpoems]

and this is all without getting into how utterly ridiculous their language is. this is just basic numbers.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

[neverthere12345]

[pinkyarn]

being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

[blaireee]

[laerugo]

i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom

[sindri42]

Yeah I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how the heck they were interpreting scripture because wow

[torturelabyrinth]

don’t let fanfiction fool you into thinking that sex is real

[bob-belcher]

[systlin]

In the first hobbit movie, Gandalf scratches a rune into bilbo's lovely green door. An F with the arms pointing to the lower right. I think I saw you show that rune before. What is it and what does it mean?

It’s Fehu, the rune of wealth. 

Which was quite clever, seeing as they were going to try to recover a treasure from a dragon. 

[actualmermaid]

It’s actually the letter G for Gandalf in the Cirth runic alphabet! Tolkien modeled Cirth off real-world runes because he was a Norse uber-nerd, of course.

[systlin]

Yep! It works on a couple of levels; it’s ‘G’ in Tolkien’s runic alphabet, which he based on the Futhark; the top of Gandalf the white’s staff is also made of stylized linked runes, as you can see here

But it’s also identical to the rune Fehu, which is of course the rune of wealth, and they were going to burgle a dragon horde. 

In addition, Odin is of course the inspiration for Gandalf, to the point where if you threw some ravens in there and subtracted an eye the character is nearly identical in appearance, and one of Odin’s chiefly used names is ‘Gondlir’, which means ‘wand/staff bearer’. And there, of course, is the ‘G’ again!

It works on many levels that delight me. 

[rudedesireslackofshame]

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god............ oh ym hgod thank you so much........... thank y

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

[wander-in-arda]

wash y'alls clothes you stink

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.