Rainbowy Goodness

Most of these pictures aren't mine, but if they are I will probably obnoxiously claim them.

[kidcore-nostalgia-cakes]

Furby Birthday Cake, 1999!

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

I'm certain this will not affect his ability to financially support his parents and sister.

Subscribe on Patreon! Comics are my main source of income right now.

Webtoons, Tapas, Bluesky, Discord Server.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Ok, fuck, I’ll try falling in love with myself first. Ughhhhhhh

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

Damn right babygirl, too good for the tags.

[unusual-suspects]

x

[mollyjames]

It would, in theory, be very gratifying to become a findomme and kinda cookie-clicker my way up to living in a big mansion full of lesbian perverts. But also being a findomme is a lot more work than people think it is, so I'm an internet artist with a patreon instead

[mollyjames]

Anyway

patreon.com/mollyjames

[mollyjames]

Listen...

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[skelotom]

Giant laser robot (it/its) girl says trans rights.

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[um-jammer-tranny]

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

[kuylar]

robotgirl with a scraped off company logo

[acerby]

A jailbroken robot girl is a happier robot girl!

[howieduet]

Asking a robotgirl about a barely-visible scratched out logo is extremely rude.

"Oh so you're from-" Not. Anymore.

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife