Transfeminine Limit Ordinal

Hi! I'm Tesseract, or Tessa for short. it/they (+ certain neos). transfem enby, ace lesbian, robot person ⎇ joyously married to @wishuponastarion for 16 years and counting. In my 30s. PhD in math; also into: crochet, writing, robots, toki pona, game dev, etc etc etc. Host of a plural system of 5. See @nova-facet, @sparky-facet, and @zenith-facet.

[abalidoth]

Reading a robot poem at a talent show tonight, so I decided to go all out with the circuit board eyeliner.

[buginateacup]

Slime girl made of estrogel running a kissing booth for trans lesbians

[xalatath]

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

[abalidoth]

I mean, anyone can pour grease down the sink.

[frierenburger]

trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

[tumble-her-i-hardly-know-her-de]

[zangoonse]

a party of adventurers that are all equally convinced that they are in completely different forms of media

[zangoonse]

the mage keeps giving smug glances in the direction they assume a camera is in. the fighter keeps getting indignant about missing attacks because of "bad dice rolls." the rogue is doubtful that a villain is gone for good because "nobody ever stays dead in comics." the paladin attributes fortune to "good rng." none of them have even considered that "tumblr post" was an option

[michaelrotonal]

someone write this as a book

[partypuppy-nastja]

Shout-out to this fascinating combination of kinks and DNIs that I saw in the wild:

Let's see, we have:

Our glorious: mommy kink ✅

Their wicked: incest/fauxcest ❌

Our glorious: femboys ✅

Their wicked: sissies ❌

Our glorious: CNC ✅

Their wicked: rapeplay ❌

Our glorious: boys, twinks, femboys, service subs (common theme is that there are multiple of them) ✅

Their wicked: non-monogamy ❌

[vulpes-aestatis]

Time for crab? Please... please let it be time for crab soon......

🙏🦀

[abalidoth]

[395nm]

Well that’s stupid. Hey everyone, I saw a post confidently asserting a falsehood.

[abalidoth]

Typical Tuesday here on Tumblr

[abalidoth]

P. Sybil et al. (1992) "Watch Out For My Mind: A Plural Reading of Billy Ray Cyrus's Achy Breaky Heart." Journal of Applied Theoretics, 16(9), 420-469.

[zephyrbug]

Eldritch siren 🫧🩻👁️

I wanted to do a little something for mermay with a little monster design! She’s lightly inspired by my OC Ekānta and a very old mermaid piece I did in 2019! All around was a fun idea to revisit!

Back to regular scheduled art pile to share, then it’s artfight prep time!

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[momoiro-hime]

HAPPY PRIDE FRIENDS !! 🌈💖

Heart series pt.1 | Do NOT repost or use without permission.

[ashes2caches]

the robots designed to be killing machines are having a fun time wearing skirts and kissing each other.

[catgirl-kaiju]

so this knight came to my wizard's tower one day and asked me to cast a spell that would allow him to take his beloved princess' hand in marriage. pretty typical this kind of wish, and i had just the spell. a combo of "turn person into a royal" and "transform appearance to match romantic ideal", easy. he paid handsomely for it too, so how can i says no?

turns out his princess is a lesbian and nobody knew, so when i cast the spell it made him into a beautiful princess. she asked for a refund right away and begged me (cryin', held me at swordpoint) to turn her back, but i says to her, i says, "The die has already been cast, and your fate is now sealed!" which is my way of sayin' "no refunds".

turns out, bein' a princess weren't so bad for her and she was able to take her sweet and beloved princess' hand in marriage. seems like everything worked out.

but then, surprise of my life, they both show up to my tower and my spell was undone. some dark sorcerer shithead (some kinda sketchy royal adviser who wanted to usurp the throne, a million like 'im) had removed my enchantments and turned our princess back into a knight. but she didn't want to be a man no more and asked me to redo the spell. gladly i changed her back in exchange for fuckin' up this sorcerer shmuck, (could be a threat to my business, you see) gave 'er an enchanted sword an everything. to my shock, the other princess takes the sword and vows to get this guy for me.

now i got all this guy's magic shit and good graces for life with the queens of the land, plus the best advertisement money can't buy. "yes, i am in fact That wizard from the story of the princess knight!" classic.

anyway, all that to say, no i ain't changin' yous back. you'll be mommy's pretty little maid and you'll like it.

[ultramanzer0]

is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness

warrior of light

agent of darkness

Voting ended onJun 4

[justdiptych]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever