Rudy Brown

What do you want?

[rudy--brown]

What crawled up your ass to make you wanna be such a dick all the time? Obviously Demeter is earthy. Gods, I was naming off the most obvious places I thought they’d be. I never said it’s the only place they’d be. The games not milking any money off me, pal. And if anyone is crawling on the floor to catch a virtual creature, then they’re a fucking idiot. Who hurt you as a child? Seriously. Did someone steal your favorite toy or something? Santa Claus skip your house one Christmas?

Nothing crawled up my ass I can assure you, I was born this way. Well thank you fucking Sherlock. Frankly I couldn’t care less where they’d be as long as they’re far away from my cabin. Whatever you say. If you want a list I could definitely give you one, but something tells me you wouldn’t give a fuck. As if I was privileged enough to have toys or believe in ‘Santa’.

[rudy--brown]

What the hell Rudy? -pushes him softly- You’re my bro you’re not supposed to be “pimping” me out to anybody. -laughs- I’d dare you to do it sober but somehow I don’t think you’d really care.

But it’s funny, and if we can make extra booze money why not? I’d let you pimp me out, but let’s face it, I’m already pimped out. -He smiles- That is correct, I wouldn’t care. But as everything is, it’s just more fun when you’re drunk.

[rudy--brown]

“eh, there are too many for me to care right now. long naps and chilling on the beach works, if that stops you from trying to die via drinking. have you? well, no shit, but what else can you do here? arts and crafts?”

“I indulge in naps almost every day, and almost every day I’m woken up by some stupid person who feels the need to make excessively loud noises. That’s only a horrible reminder to where I am. I don’t know or care. His opinions are the last ones I want to hear about. I don’t know, leave?”

[rudy--brown]

I’m sure you are, most Cali guys are dicks, but typically with nothing to show. Are you forgetting that California is basically Hollywoods pin point? There are a lot of incredibly looking men there. But experienced you may be. I’m not too sure though. I know, right?

I can assure you, I have lots to show. Okay, you got me there, but they’re also primed and fake looking. Only time will tell. I like you.

[rudy--brown]

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Bulbasaurs have been found by Hades because it’s an earth element. Get educated. Why are you being a petty little bitch about a game? The games only stupid to you because you don’t understand what it’s doing for people.

I’m always on the wrong side of the bed, get used to it. Pretty sure Demeter is earthy too, but whatever. Yes, get educated in a stupid game that’s milking all the money it can off losers like you who can’t seem to let go of a cartoon that was due years ago. It’s just annoying to have people sneaking around your cabin, basically crawling on the floor to catch something that’s not real. It’s making people stupid, that’s what.

[rudy--brown]

It’s nice to know you have some boundaries. Wait… what?

Incest isn’t something I’m interested in, but don’t think I’d miss a chance to pimp you out to some guy. Ever been to a paint club? Not one of those dingy little paint night things, but an actual club where people paint their bodies so they don’t have to wear clothes? It’s especially funny when there are windows around, leaves nice ass prints. But obviously that’s something to do when you’re drunk.

[rudy--brown]

“trust me, people get fucking annoying here. hold up, people here have been able to drink so much they impressed mr. d? that’s talent. or at least i think so.”

“Oh I know all about annoying campers here. It takes everything in my self control, which is pretty limited, to not drink myself to death while I’m here. Honestly if you get him in a good mood it’s not too hard to impress him. They drink like fish down here.”

[rudy--brown]

“I thought the saying ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder’ was true, but I don’t think any of you have grown fonder of me while I was gone.”

“It’s true in a sense, I’ve missed not having to drink every second of the day while you were away, but I guess I’m going to have to start again.”

[rudy--brown]

So, I caught a Pikachu over by the Zeus cabin. Go figure right? I’m sure there’ll be plenty of Squirtle by Poseidon, Charmander over by Hephaestus, and Bulbasaur near Hades. I’m going huntin’. Join me?

I’m pretty sure Bulbasaur would be near Demeter considering it’s a fucking plant. But why the fuck are people obsessed with this stupid game? It’s stupid.

[rudy--brown]

“glad to see you agree with me or i’d be pretty annoyed. you mentioned drinking, so it was natural for me to assume.”

“I don’t doubt you’d be annoyed with others around here. You’d be surprised how many people drink to the point where they’d impress Mr.D. But good job.”

[rudy--brown]

“A fun time what does that even mean?”

“It means, a time in which people have fun in. Is it that hard of a concept to grab?”

[rudy--brown]

How does body painting work exactly?

Well, there’s too senses of body painting. One is totally sexual but seeing as we’re siblings, it’d be fucking disgusting. But the other body painting is really just a social prank. But I’m not too sure if you’d be willing to moon everyone at camp.

[rudy--brown]

I’m usually pretty good with catching on to things like that, California has a lot of guys like you, although there is something different about you guys here. Have you started yet?

Well the main difference is that I’m better than all the California guys, so that’s point one, probably better looking, and more experienced. You’re funny.

[rudy--brown]

“good, this place is a fucking living hell. you sound like a dionysus kid. unless you are one.”

“Especially this little shit hole, but yeah it is. Smart you because I am. Although it doesn’t take a genius to figure that out.”

[rudy--brown]

Obvious flirting aside, that actually sounds really fun.

I don’t think that’s flirting as so much as getting straight to the point, but fun either way. 

[rudy--brown]

“duh. sure, okay. america is the best at being the worst. when we have people like donald trump and ted cruz here, it spoils a lot. gun control problems. i shouldn’t go on and ruin your day with everything awful about america though. so happy fireworks day.”

“You don’t have to worry about offending me, America isn’t my holy grail. It’s just a place to be drunk in honestly. Same to you.”

[rudy--brown]

Can someone teach me how to paint?

I’d teach you how to paint, but it’d be body painting.