Sam

nineteen

[dogpuppy]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[parrotmorex]

story of my life

[fording-the-styx]

[van1llaskys]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[karvina]

parents around the globe are listening to some shit loud as fuck on the Tv

[bandagedthoughtsblog]

[jermapridelesbian]

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest.  rip to straight men but im different

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[felderwin]

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

[princess-of-phyresis]

getting reblogged by a user with a huge following is so embarassing like,, your blog is so much b-bigger than mine... uwahh o///o so m-many notes! you didnt even use any t-tags...! My tiny little blog can't take it...! >///< o-oh waow...

[heavensenthousepet]

when the subtitles have slight inaccuracies like synonyms and asynchronous abbreviations/lengthenings to what's actually being said

[parrotmorex]

when taylor swift did the imgonnagetyouback / dress mashup i changed forever

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about