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rudy; - DISCLAIMER: not the real rudy !!!

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“Oh, no,” Kiernan laughed, shaking her head. “No, he’s actually one of my closest friends. Which is why I can definitely say shit like that about him. He’s great, he’s just a bit crazy. But then I wouldn’t be friends with him if he wasn’t.” She smiled, chin in her hand as she looked at him. “Stop, you’re gonna make me all fluttery.”

"Kind of like me with my friends, I guess. Bullying is like, our love language right? the meaner you are to someone, the better the friendship right?” He grinned a little, rubbing her arm gently with a soft laugh. “That’s the whole point Keeks.”

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That’s horrible! I can’t begin to imagine how that was like, if I got a bad reaction perhaps my hands would get all sweaty and I wouldn’t talk during the entire drive, my head down most of the time too. You should totally keep an eye on it, you won’t regret it. Maybe I’m already too old for it, but you can find the elderly there too, so guess you’re never too old for TikTok. Same with me, I only want to get back there to try it again. Good, I’ll think about more things we could potentially have in common and have them lead our date.

I know theres a lot of things on TikTok that is like “if you were born before 2002 you’re old” and I was like what? huh? for real? I mean I’m a late bloomer 90′s kid since I was like...only around for the end of 1998 and 1999, but damn they make me sound ancient! Ah well nothing says a good ass date like food and cute company huh?

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“I think the right question is what isn’t wrong with Timothee Chalamet? He’s like…it’s hard to describe an enigma, you know? But he deserves the chaos, surely.” At least, after everything that they had been through together. Kiernan was the foremost expert in the Timmy chaos. Grinning, Kiernan scooted a little closer, leaning against the back of the couch as she leaned towards him. “Well, it’s a comfort thing for you, too. I won’t do anything you’re not cool with.”

"You got something against that guy or somethin? what he do to you huh?” Rudy chuckled, half joking and half curious. “You know I’m cool with anything you do, I mean look at you. Sweet, cute, can’t say no to that cute face.”

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I’ll pay you some money to slip in a line about JJ having a crush on me next season of the show. I think that would be awesome. @rudyphqs​

You know what, that actually seems logical and something that could and probably is true my dude, you’re on.

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The fact that I can’t be in Talladega come Sunday bums me out - I would love to be right up close to the action on the Speedway and watching those cars whiz by but sadly, real life responsibilities have to take place. At least October’s here and that means the filler of August and September are gone. Whose busting out the horrors and the pumpkin spice cookies? @theglamliststarters​

Sorry my dude but I’ve never been to one of those things in my life, I mean I’ve seen regular running and shit but never car racing, does that make me weird? most likely, maybe al ittle sheltered. Ah man you got a few more days left though to celebrate October, miss September isn’t gone too yet! But I feel you, I can’t wait to be a white womans instagram in human form.

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how’s your fall coming so far? i’m starting off on a rather low note myself, i managed to get my annual cold a little early and feel like shit. so either i’m having two colds this year or i’m just doomed to suffer earlier than normal. anyone else always get at least one cold every year due to the colder weather? it’s probably the only reason i hate winter, getting sick seems so easy. i’m almost better now, but it’s never fun to be stuck sick for a few days. / @theglamliststarters​

it’s fall? damn this year has gone way too quick of me i was wondering why all this weather was going crazy on me, this year has gone too damn fast for me. aw man, hope you get better soon, my ma always dipped me in vapour rub when i was a kid, so if that works for you, totally do it and you might feel better. being sick sucks ass, hope you’re on the mend soon!

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Okay, so, today I was shopping at Michaels and I stumbled upon a Halloween tree? Why did I not know this was a thing? It’s basically like a Christmas tree but with just bare branches, and you can put all these cute Halloween ornaments on them. I bought one so fast and I don’t care how early it is, I will be decorating my place for Halloween because it is the best time of year and I think it should get the hype that Christmas gets. Hey, I’m Vanessa and if you’ve not already worked it out, Halloween is my favourite time of year. 

A halloween tree? Oh c’mon now they’re just doing anything these days! what happened to a good old jack’o’lantern and trick or treating? now they want us to decorate a tree? too much effort. Nice to meet ya Vanessa, I’m Rudy.

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imessage | open

rudy: i lost a bet and had to jump into a river in my undies now i am regretting life.

rudy: there's video proof, check my insta story thanks.

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Madison grinned widely and looked at Rudy, tilting her head to the side when she listened to what he said. Laughing loudly, the female tilted her head backwards before dropping her head and looking at him again. “ We really are. B-Team, am I right? ” she questioned and let a small giggle fall from her soft-colored lips as she looked at him, when he reached over to give the bartender some cash, ordering both of them drinks. “ Spectacular, huh? ” she said and giggled, “ wow, that’s quite a big word coming from you, Rudster, ” she said and stuck her tongue out at him before a small laugh fell from her mouth. “ Thank you though, ” she said and smiled at him sweetly, “ that’s really sweet of you to say. You look pretty handsome tonight, too. ”  

" Shut up my vocab is bigger these days, trying to burst up my IQ.” He grinned, laughing at her words slightly. “ You’re welcome, nothing like sitting and looking pretty, we both gotta do it right? someone has to in our group. “ Rudy hummed as the thanked the bartender for their drinks, sipping on his at the end of the straw. “Do I? this old thing? I just whipped it up at the last minute. “

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“Trust me, that lives in my imagination for more than you think,” she teased, laughing. “Just consider yourself super lucky that you’re not Timmy, honestly. He gets the worst of my chaos, but he’s the only one that can take it.” Kiernan followed him to the couch, dropping down and stretching her legs out across his thighs. “Does this count as making myself comfy?”

Rudy chuckled, leaning back against the corner of the couch as he looked her over. “Why, what’s wrong with him?” Rudy raised his brow, curious. His arms draped around her legs as she dropped them on his lap, chuckling lightly. “A little yeah, I guess I wasn’t specific on how comfy but, I guess as comfy as you want.”

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The highlight of my day was when this cab driver asked me ‘Where are we going, ma’am?’ and I responded ‘Home, I’m going home’, only to say I was joking seconds later because I didn’t want him to kick me out of the car, he laughed so he took it well. Don’t mind me, I was just trying to recreate a TikTok viral that reprents in a mockery way this ending we all know in films in which the woman comes to the realisation that she’s worth of so much more than a bloke tattooed from head to toe who takes her to Chick-Fil-A and rambles on and on about football and never cared about her feelings and decides to take an uber to leave all that shit behind. Not my case, though. You can keep talking about football all you want, in regards of Chick-Fil-A I like kids’ menus more, you know, just in case someone wanted to take me on a date. @theglamliststarters​

I’ve totally done that before, I got the biggest death stare in the world...never caught a cab again, that’s why I go to Uber where they already know where to take you. I haven’t really been on this tiktok thing most people talk about, I might have to see what the fuss is about. Ah fuck, now I have a craving for Chick-Fil-A, ya know I never tried it until I got to LA, then it’s all I could eat for a month, funny that, we have a lot in common huh, will be good talk for our date.

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All everyone’s been asking me lately is about my business ventures. Which I totally love, but instead of when’s the podcast coming back, or is Total bella’s canceled, how about asking if you’re okay? I don’t know, I’ve been stressed with trying to get back into shape and just everything going on in life… where’s the wine?

@theglamliststarters​

You’re stressed? damn the wine is a good excuse to relieve that stress, all though I get white girl wasted whenever I have a glass of wine, that’s why I’m banned from wine tours. 

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“Wait, hang on, that was an option?” Kiernan immediately stepped back, glancing towards the door. “Because I can totally leave and give you time to take care of that if that’s an option. I promise I’ll act like I’m surprised. People are into getting caught like that, right? It’s like a turn on thing?” Grinning, Kiernan stepped forward, wrapping her arms around him to return the hug. “Only the special ones,” she said, looking up at him. “Honestly you should consider yourself lucky I even extended the courtesy of texting you. Timmy doesn’t get that ever, I just show up whenever I please.”

"I mean, it could be an option - you gotta use you’re imagination.” Rudy smirked a little, pulling back from her but his hands still on her hips, looking down at her slightly. “Oh wow, am I supposed to act flattered? how do I owe you this favor huh?” He joked, pulling back from her only to walk over to the sofa in the midst of his apartment, sitting in the corner of it. “Sit down Keeks, make yourself comfy and what not.”

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Madison laughed at the words coming from Rudy’s mouth, about how they were probably sucking face somewhere. She rolled her eyes and shook her head, as she placed her hand on the top of the stool, pulling it out before taking a seat in front of Rudy. “ So, Rudster –– looks like it’s just you and me then, ” she responded and looked at him with a soft smile on her lips. “ I cannot believe they ditched us, like… How rude, ” she said, rolling her eyes at the words coming from her own lips. “ Anywayyyyyyy…. What have you been up to? ”

He laughed, it was classic, he was used to it by now, the third - well forth wheel, fifth wheel if the gang were all together. “We’re all just third wheels to them huh?” Rudy hummed, smiling smiling at her as he reached over to give the bartender some cash, ordering them both drinks. “Nothing, just chilling, you know me, nothing out of the ordinary - you’re looking spectacular by the way, a new dress?”  

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Kiernan wasn’t used to this level of…well, activity…on a weekend. She had already seen Jacob that weekend and was planning on going home, but when Rudy invited her to his, she wasn’t about to turn it down. Especially after she spent the week watching Outer Banks on Netflix. She was naturally drawn to him, mostly due to their friendship/flirtationship and mostly due to the fact that he was just that good looking. She had already texted him that she was there, and her knock on the door was merely to alert him of her presence, as she had little patience for standing and waiting at the door for him to open it. Instead, after she knocked she made her way inside, dropping her bag off by the front door and sliding her feet out of her shoes. “You know, at the very least I expected some sort of red carpet,” she teased. “Some sort of superior welcome if I’m coming over to grant you favors.”

Rudy was a little surprised when Kiernan accepted his invitation, it was sweet to say the least, he enjoyed the company and it was a breath of fresh air seeing a different face that wasn’t one of his pals around. He liked her, she was sweet and the fact that they just always flirted - was always another thing. Rudy was already about to jump up and open the door once he got her text, but the second he was surprised to see her inside, he gave her a smirk and crossed his arms as he leaned against his kitchen counter. “What if I was naked? you just walk in to all your friends places like this?” He chuckled, walked up to her to give her a warm hug.

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Madison had gotten dressed up and even put some makeup on, making herself feel a little bit better about herself after ending things with Mariah. The two of them had ended things on mutual terms and it had just come to a natural end. That didn’t mean it didn’t hurt any less though. Madison had made dinner plans with some of her OBX crew, the ones who were home or not busy smooching on their boyfriend, which was where she was on her way to right now. As she approached the restaurant, Madison saw Rudy and she lifted her hand and waved at him excitedly. “ Where are the others? ” / @rudyphqs​

Rudy would always turn up to the little gatherings they always had, he had to go for the food, the company and the drinks - make an impression and spend time with his bestest buds. Putting on his jacket, he walked into the restaurant and found the table they were at and already had his head in the menu - despite him knowing what he wanted. As soon as he saw Madison - he knew damn well the others weren’t going, ah to be young and in love. He waved at her, letting out a laugh. “Probably sucking face somewhere. You know, the fucking usual.”

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iMessage: Rud(e)y

Kiernan: it fits tho. bet you do the whole chopping wood in a flannel thing really well

Kiernan: brilliant. i'll be there shortly.

Rudy: hahaha fuck, like a lumberjack? girl.

Rudy: do i get ya know....a little something something?