Belt Buster Again.
So first, I have to say, eating a dozen doughnuts at the end of the day the first time when I had to waddle my big, full, belt-busting gut to my car where I could sit, and sigh, and rub it (maybe even bounce it a bit to help me digest), was one thing. But the other day when I wrote you I ate the doughnuts BEFORE work. I was so absolutely stuffed when I showed up, it the 2nd day of a visit and honestly I wouldn't be surprised if everyone though i was hungover. I couldn't stop stifling burps and sweating, I had to keep adjusting my ballooned gut to try to get comfortable. I just want to go back to my hotel, rip my clothes off and lay there with my big hair pale belly exposed, letting myself fatten and expand in peace. Instead I was answering all sorts of questions, having to get up to go to different parts of the building to look at things, and I'm going over stuff that I've recited 100 times but it was so much harder pumped full of creamy fattening dough. I felt like a blimp. Honestly I didn't notice till I got back that night that I had frosting stains on my shirt. Anyway I thought you'd want to know how that day went, you definitely played a part in me eating like that.
So where I work the per diem is structure in such a way that food has it's own account vs hotel/travel cost/etc, and it's pretty high because they just do it across the board no matter where you are, so if food is cheap where you are you can get more. You only get it if you submit the itemized receipts. I, obviously, being someone concerned with efficiency, always want to max that out. I also happen to love deals and cheap, ass fattening junk food. There is some accountant in the office who has to read my receipts and see how fattening my meals are, see how I keep getting buy one get one free meals at fast food places, all the doughnuts, late night desserts, etc.
Anyway, back to the fantasy, if I had an assistant, she would get per diem too. And since she works for me, she would absolutely have to know that using it all is mandatory. Even if she had to force me into eating it to finish it off. Thinking about spending all day with her 'accidentally' ordering too many doughnuts, running to do the lunch order and getting me two meals with a milkshake while she has something smaller, having to run an errand and bringing me back something fattening because it was 'right next to the print shop', a big long dinner with appetizers and drinks and desserts, one she wanted to try but 'remembered' she doesn't like it when it arrives and I have to eat it, seeing her messing with her phone while I push cake into my mouth down to my burgeoning belly. I'm so full and fat as we are walking out she has to slow down let me keep pace as we walk back to our rooms, and she mentions there is only 'one last thing we have to go over with the expenses' and follows me into my room as I sit down into an armchair, the buttons on my pants and shirt straining with my gluttony. She talks about needing to pull something up real quick as their is a knock on the hotel door, she answers and it's several bags of a food delivery. She says 'Oh yeah, I had only used half my per diem for today and I know you hate when I waste that. Since we are flying out tomorrow you're going to need to eat all this right now. Need some help?'
Honestly after being treated like for a while I'd probably have to up my flight expenses too since I'd need a 2nd seat.
I had to leave this in my inbox for a bit to cool off after reading it, goddam š„µ
I love that you're so damn greedy you ate a dozen doughnuts BEFORE work. That's some insane gluttony. Was it your breakfast? Or had you already eaten before and decided you needed a casual snack of 12 doughnuts..... I don't think anyone in the room thought you were drunk if your belly was straining against your doughnut stained clothes š you must have looked a sight, clearly just stuffed yourself full of sweet sugary food.
And by the time you'd finished, was your belly still full? Or did you go out and eat some more? You can't just have sweet things all day, you need to eat a full meal too you know. Some nice greasy burgers to help ease your stomach after all of that sugar.
Oh I'd love to be that assistant. "Accidentally" ordering too much, "forgetting" what you asked for and just ordering a few things in case I remembered wrong. Making a big deal out of how full I am and pushing my leftovers towards you, knowing you can't stand to see food go to waste so you'll just finish it off for me ....
I'd make sure I order myself the cheapest food I could so I had as much money left over day as possible to spend on fattening food for you.
Helping you walk back to the hotel only to sit you down and tell you I had some money left. Looking at you with big innocent eyes saying I didn't want to waste it... I know how much you hate it when there's money leftover, but I'm so full I can't eat any more so I ordered your favourites instead.... I know you just had dinner but I was hoping you could make a little more room? It's okay if not I guess I'll just throw it away, but it feels so bad to get rid of this much food, right? And I know how much you like it all... Maybe just take a few small bites of each thing, just so you can enjoy the experience. Get comfy in your chair, I don't mind if you have to loosen the button on your jeans. Here, I'll bring you the food, you don't have to get up for it. You're helping me out really, by eating my food allowance. I'm really grateful for the opportunity to be your assistant and I'm really happy you always help me out with my meals. And you never get mad when I make a mistake ordering food, you always just eat it all for me and pretend it's what you wanted anyway.....
But we both know it's exactly what you want š
Yeah, you'd blow right up š¤
