Ruffangelshay

[memesandlaughs]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

This car was completely covered in glitter…

[misspiggy]

Shitty car mods just say you hate fun and go

[rosewatertear]

[azsharaid]

I need y'all to invade Area 51 so I can get a BuzzFeed Unsolved episode about it

just imagine the chaos

[effielovesapples]

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

[acoolsuggestion]

being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits

[toastbutteregg]

[terramantra]

[geniusoflove]

no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[aliendissection]

[ruffangelshay]

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

[haiaoac]

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[slimy]

[suspend]

im angry cause im always hungry