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chelseaperetti

#hearttodust #s; heartfalls #; about #; no i'm not here you're imagining things

free bird;

“Loathe as I am to admit it, you do have a point. That was just a waste of good biscuits.”

“There were leftovers. And they were delicious.”

#xthimble #.02; xthimble #v; [ conflicting realities ]#; alskdfjlkasdfj ;w;

genderoftheday

rufiofalls-blog

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Roller Coaster

#; [ about rufio ]#bending gender;#gender of the day;

Same, Rufio. Same.

#; [ shadowless ]#; gina's iconning adventures

Look at this beautiful dork though just LOOK AT HER.

#; [ shadowless ]#; tbd

100% a dick;

❝ You REALLY don’t even care if I’d still be stealing your booze? ❞

“If that’s what it takes to stop you being in my PRESENCE, then no.”

#; JUST GET OUT OF MY FACE PAN #; TAKE THE VODKA AND LEAVE #fxcinus #v; [ conflicting realities ]#; release the cracken

free bird;

“You’re only further proving my point.”

“I mean—at least it’s not OREOS on her window again?”

#xthimble #.02; xthimble #v; [ conflicting realities ]#; i've missed my trash child

100% a dick;

❝ You’re right– I’m sorry. Would it be easier for if I LEFT after stealing your alcohol? ❞

“OBVIOUSLY.” And now she’s fairly certain he’ll NEVER leave, purely out of spite.

#; so done w/ you pan get off my couch and lose my fucking phone number #fxcinus #v; [ conflicting realities ]#; release the cracken

100% a dick;

❝ Yours is the easiest to steal. Get over it. ❞

“I’ll get over it when you stop breaking into my fucking apartment.”

#; literally gonna start setting booby traps like it's Home Alone #fxcinus #v; [ undetermined ]#; release the cracken

100% a dick;

❝ I’m much more of a fan of drinking ALONE. ❞

“Then stop stealing MY booze.”

#; *puts child safety locks on her liquor cabinet*#fxcinus #v; [ undetermined ]#; release the cracken

free bird;

“I’m convinced your sole goal in life is to give me an aneurysm.”

“I have more lucrative business ventures in mind.”

“Like toilet papering the Mayor’s office on the inside.”

#xthimble #.02; xthimble #v; [ conflicting realities ]#; 20 years late w/ starbucks

100% a dick;

♛ || LOST THING

❝ REALLY? ❞

“—-really.”

#fxcinus #; release the cracken #v; [ undetermined ]#; she's just like #; ''IDK WHAT YOU'RE REFERRING TO BUT YEAH REALLY''

just gonna casually clean out the majority of my drafts because it’s been like 84 years i’m sorry.

#; [ shadowless ]#; tbd

Gina: p good view from up there eh, felix Archer: stares at her face. Archer: slowly lowers to her cleavage Archer: dirt bag crooked smile Archer: "could be better." Gina: stares at him for a beat Gina: grabs his crotch

Gina: “couldn’t be worse” Gina: walks away Archer: keeps that cool Archer: calm Archer: collected smirk Archer: but deep down inside he's very Archer: ".................??????? oh god i like her."

#hearttodust #; [ shadowless ]#; skype shenanigans #s; [ heartfalls ]#; literally had to come over here just to post this #; this i don't even know what

mishka47

by this point once upon a time is like your old grandma who used to tell great stories from her past filled with wisdom and inspiration but now she just repeats the same one and also forgets the point of half of them while being casually racist along the way

but like you gave up on arguing with her and just sit there staring

#; [ shadowless ]#; basically just here to reblog this bc it's sO GD REAL

heykarli-deactivated20160627

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

stationberry-deactivated2015031

OMG that’s SO CUTE

#ℛℯ;;「 heartfalls 」#hearttodust #[[crashes in here to reblog this & leaves again]]

blossomfully

She wraps her legs around your waist. She whispers in your ear. “Stay.” This is your cue to kiss her. Wrap your fingers in her hair; enclose them around her neck. Hard. Just hard enough to feel her pulse, the quiet beat beat beating. She won’t always be this vulnerable, this open. Right now her trust is in the palm of your hand. This is your cue to pull her closer. Place a gentle thumb on her bottom lip and breathe. “Stay, stay, stay” she says. Tell her you will. Tell her: “okay.”

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #200 (via ahbutimavillain)

#hearttodust #ℛℯ;;「 heartfalls 」

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