hey hey hey!!!!! its currently the great depression of as!!! nobody ever called it that but I DO NOW!!! the era where skek got so sick she couldnt even do any as shit!!! BUT GUESS WHAT??? we did it. we are so back. and we brought gifts!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also heres the back fins better (not really)
whatever. you get it. fish.
ouurgh im NEVER DRAWING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways. MUONS!! fishy..... fishy fish fish..... this is like that time i saw sebastian solace for the very first time in regretevator and i was filled with so much utter and visceral rage i wanted to dip him in boiling oil and deep fry him. iunno why
muons live in the water.... because theyre fish... i need to gather my thoughts better. hold on a mo. give me a min. ok thanks
muons are particles that mainly live in water!! they CAN come out of the water (for rp purposes) but most of them dont know that. they live too short to know that anyways
they're blue!!! they've got huge huge fins n shit - the fins are slightly see-through!!!! i didnt show that off here because that fucking drawing took me forever (i was procrastinating)
huge. massive fucking chubby fish bitches. fucking large. also strong as hell!! i dont know what to tell you but you are not carrying these guys yourself unless you deadlift
weird fin feet n hands... these losers cant interlock fingers... everyone point and laugh at them...
they got cool spiral markings on their bodies. completely random and varies from muon to muon but they ARE symmetrical in location if not in appearance. also. heh. theyre like seawings. so the markings are bioluminescent. they can glow. heh. yeah isnt that cool. also the dots on their fins can do that too. the dots on their fins dont have to be dots btw theyre also random and symmetrical. the spiral skin markings do have to be spirals but the fin markings can be whatever. you can get an among us on your fins you ever think about that
you can see their bones...
me when i CANT STICK TO A SINGLE ARTSTYLE FOR THE LIFE OF ME </3 whatever. i hate the proportions here but we ball
they got these silly lil whisker things on their face. like catfish. why? helps them detect prey
also muons have moree defined snouts so that they have the things sharks have. which help them detect bioelectricity from prey. which helps them detect prey. yeah. these guys will find you
yes their bodies are also see-through!! like glass frogs!! you can see all their organs and shit!!!!! i also didnt show that because im FUCKING TIRED. do you know what being sick for a week does to a man. give me a break on god </3 /silly
their see-throughness makes them hard to spot in the water!! so be careful scuba diving... these guys are ALWAYS HUNGRY!!!!!
these bitches are MADE hungry. they are always fucking hungry and the sea is not very merciful to them. so cannibalism is common!!
they dont think very much of it. this is why, in the sea, there's not very much civilization. too busy being hungry. if they werent so fucking hungry all the time theyd def have their own civilization. they're not dumb. they can think and want and have thoughts like any boring particle. their environment just wont let them be free....
they're a pretty solitary species. but sometimes there will be schools of muons out hunting... the schools are the most dangerous!! they dont care who they eat as long as they all get fed
feisty little bitches... if they're the victim then the hunter's not leaving without a fight!! and a few bad wounds. and maybe a missing limb or two.
while i was making these guys i was like "WAIT!! I DIDNT COVER THEIR PEANITS!!" then i went "wouldnt it be funny if they didnt fucking need them" so yeah. cosmic rays fly through the sly and tangle with the stars and they make little mini muon sparks that fall and fall to the ground like a shower of stardust and sink into the ocean where they spend most of their life hiding and growing and hunting until they are their full size. which is normally huge. they dont need to reproduce the cosmic rays do that for em. plus they grow quick and they die quick i dont think theyd have any time
when muons die they make an electron and two neutrinos. they make a catfish and a catbug and a fishbug. and all the other muons eat them. its rare to see catfish out and about in society because theyre all in the sea getting eaten. go to the surface girlies theres a better life up there for you </3
fishermen with the huge nets for mass catching fish sometimes lose their nets and all the fish inside because a hungry muon ripped the net from the boat and now they have a meal thatll last them maybe a few days
fishermen sometimes catch muons. theyre considered a delicacy because theyre so fucking hard to catch. muon sushi 🥺🥺
muons use their electricity type energy less in favor of physical strength. but when in danger theyll be like eels and zap you. they zap each other a lot but like who cares. they get eaten anyways
im losing my train of thought. how do i make these posts again
funny how irl theyre supposed to be similar to electrons. do you guys see the resemblance between these fish and the cats
muons and photons have this natural rivalry between them. nobody's sure why. they just hate each others guts. and want each other eaten. evolutionary thing, particles think. i mean a photon's strong enough it proobably could maybe pull up a muon. maybe. tentative maybe.
they love water 😁 if theyre coming onto the surface they can tolerate not having water for a while but its best for them to have daily showers. dont mind the water bill
"guys this movie is unrealistic muons dont do that" (the movie in question is jaws but the shark is a muon)
when a muon gets dehydrated its bad. its yucky. they get dry and crackly and they will go crazy. its like cutting off an electrons tail. bitches will go crazy
they can SEE IN THE DARK!!!! night vision.....
gills...... awawawaw.....
also muon blood is blue. yeah like neutron blood. what are you gonna do, fight me about it?
lowkey ive been seeing parallels w/ neutrons and muons. cannibalism. eated. thats honestly it actually
they lowkey jiggy with eating people. "ewww thats so gross" "yeah but like. good food is good food man"
theyd probably be clumsy on land. especially with tha big ass tail look at how fucking huge that is
theyre always in some sort of animal mode. feesh mode. when theyre hunting theyre fully fish. fully locked in and unwilling to be civil. but when theyre not theyre just like. occasionally fish. idk man. do whatever with the fucking muons i love fish
im so tired. i did nothiing the whole week. consider this an apology post. more muon lore coming whenever
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