𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊, 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊, 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐒, 1998.
feel free to mix/frakenstein or adjust dialogue as necessary !
‘ right. er, yeah, good thinking, [name], well done . ’
‘ i want to look fucking mean . ’
‘ i might get laughed at . ’
‘ it's a dog-eat-dog world. and i’ve got bigger teeth than you . ’
‘ hold on to your tongue and i'll hold on to my patience . ’
‘ it's as long as my arm, not like something else . ’
‘ it's more fun if you don't get caught . ’
‘ what the fuck are you doing here ? ’
‘ these aren’t stolen - they're just not paid for. ’
‘ it's a deal, it's a steal. it's the sale of the fucking century . ’
‘ you’re not funny, [name] . ’
‘ when you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop . ’
‘ your stupidity must be your one saving grace . ’
‘ a minute ago this was the safest job in the world. now it's turning into a bad day in bosnia . ’
‘ i’ll find you… i’ll find you . ’
‘ the battle is over and the war is won . ’
‘ what do you want, a medal ? ’
‘ lock, stock, the fucking lot . ’
‘ come on! not now, please, not – ’
‘ you're lucky you're still breathing, let alone able to walk. i suggest you take full advantage of that fact . ’
‘ fuck that. you can think about it. i am panicking and i'm off . ’
‘ what's the point in having it if we're not going to use it ? ’
‘ if the milk turns out to be sour, i ain't the kind of pussy to drink it . ’
‘ you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, [name] . ’
‘ shotguns? what, like guns that fire shot ? ’
‘ you must be the brains . ’
‘ err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with ? ’
‘ i don't fucking believe this! can everyone stop getting shot ? ’
‘ i fucking hate traffic wardens . ’
‘ do you want me to draw you a picture ? ’
‘ i'll shoot you in the fucking throat . ’
‘ oh, you fucking bastard . ’
‘ a little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what i mean . ’
‘ i think knives are a good idea. big, 'fuck-off' shiny ones . ’
‘ knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them . ’
‘ guns for show, knives for a pro . ’
‘ do you want a lolly ? ’
‘ put your seat belt on . ’
‘ can we lock up and get drunk now ? ’
‘ this puts us in an awkward position . ’
‘ i’m not interested in what you would rather . ’
‘ if you hold back anything, i'll kill you. if you bend the truth, or i think you're bending the truth, i'll kill you. if you forget anything, i'll kill you. in fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, [name]. now, do you understand everything i've said? because if you don't, i'll kill you ! ’
‘ if you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, i suggest you get to it . ’
