the exiles as tumblr blogs
keeping in mind that none of the exiles can read or write, most of them just instant-reblog pictures to their one main blog, without adding any captions or tags
jodariel: a single picture of a gun. blog title is “.” and it uses the default theme. has somehow blocked every single tumblr user except hedwyn and rukey.
hedwyn: various advice posts, unironic friendly reminders from a simpler time that use “uwu” liberally. he asks the reader to read each one out loud and is like “o that’s nice” before sandra can explain what irony is.
rukey: furries, shitposts, and giveaway post reblogs. hits post limit every day and has 12 other accounts, which gradually decrease in legibility as his paws get tired. somehow he wins 35% of the giveaways he enters, and has them delivered through slugmarket
fae: pagan aesthetic blog with occasional stim/mood boards, rarely makes self posts. mysterious and completely aesthetic. everyone in the downside follows her but they have no idea who runs that blog
tizo: its just peoplegettingreallymadatfood but every image is about fish
sir gilman: furiously arguing with neckbeards about proper chivalry, honor, sword usage. regularly mistaken for an anti-SJW blog, it’s not his fault, he just happens to have “egalitarian” and “honor” in his bio without understanding the Implications. once made a callout post about the concept of flight. every single post he makes his just a vocaroo link to him talking into the microphone because the reader stopped typing his posts.
pamitha: one of those mysteriously identical k-pop bloggers. occasionally posts selfies, but every selfie she consistently looks great and is holding a full glass of booze.
volfred: one of those rare tumblr bloggers that only ever makes self-posts, most of which are text posts that span six paragraphs or more. all discourse, mostly polite. only ever reblogs a post to respond to someone else’s comment. most people have him muted but agree that his blog is quality
sandra: is on five or six levels of irony, my dude. mega shitposter 10/10.