Shu Sakamaki Q&A: Ep 2 Part 2/2
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO READ PART 1
Rumiko: “Do you have any talents or hobbies maybe?…”
Ruki: “Well… I’m an author actually. I also enjoy doing puzzles on my free time. I guess you can say I’m good at it.”
Shu: “Oi! Can I get a beer over here?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Ruki: “So, Shu?” *looks over at Rumiko and winks*
Ruki: “If you had a wife, where would you take her on your honeymoon?”
Shu: “What kinda random question is that???”
Rumiko: “PFT!” That’s one of the questions on my list!
Ruki: “I don’t know. I’m just bored.”
Rumiko: Is Ruki in on this? Maybe Karlheinz ordered him to help me out?
Shu: “What do you mean? We are playing pool.”
Ruki: *yawns* “Yea I’m bored with this, Shu. Let’s just sit down at the bar and get to know each other.”
Shu: “Whatever. I just ordered a beer anyways… I probably would take her to Rome.”
Bartender: *places beer on counter*
Rumiko: “What about you Ruki?”
Ruki: “I was thinking Rome as well.”
Rumiko: “You two should get married then.” *laughs*
Ruki: “What’s up with your face?”
Shu: “What are you talkin’ bout? Look at your *hiccup* — ace, you bastard.”
Rumiko: He’s worse drunk than I thought. Maybe I can ask him something more personal. “Shu, have you ever kissed a fan?”
Rumiko: “Can you explain further?”
Shu: “… My father threw me a party for my birthday a couple of years ago… I didn’t want to go but… I kinda felt guilty about that so I went even though I was very late. I just sat in the corner and people kept coming up to me, bothering me, and asking me questions about pointless things.”
Ruki: *orders another drink*
Shu: “Laito comes up to me and sneaks me a bottle of alcohol. He says ‘Happy Birthday’, does that dumb little laugh of his and walks away very discreet. I see this as my chance to have a little fun. It’s my birthday after all. I go to a guest room in the mansion, sit down on a chair alone listening to music and just drink the entire bottle by myself. I leave the room extremely drunk, falling all over the place and stumbling through the hallway. I hear someone calling my name and asking if I was okay. It annoyed the hell out of me. I look at the girl and tell the her to leave me alone. I could tell she was a fan of mine cuz she had that dumb look on her face… She wouldn’t go away no matter what I said. I asked her "will you promise to leave me alone if I kiss you?” Or something along the lines of that… She was caught off guard and was taking too long to respond… so I grabbed her, pinning her to the wall and began french kissing her… After that she ran away embarrassed, covering her mouth… Heheh, the look on her face was priceless.“
Rumiko: *breathes intensely*
Ruki: *drunk* "That’s what I’m talkin’ about… I probably would’ve went a little farther than that just for the hell of it.”
Shu: “Eh, she was a bad kisser.”
Rumiko: “W-What about you Ruki?”
Ruki: “Nope. I’ve never been approached by any fans anyways.”
Rumiko: “What? But you’re sexy, mysterious, and smart.”
Shu: “…Rumiko… You’re a lewd woman aren’t you?”
Shu: “What?… It’s obvious. I saw your reaction to my little story.”
Rumiko: “Of course not! I’ve lost interest in you a long time ago. You’re really not who I thought you were when I was just your fan. Being your manager isn’t easy ya know!”
Shu: “Hahahaha, you still got turned on though. I could hear your heart beating faster. It was pretty intense for someone who has lost interest in me.”
Rumiko: “Tch, forget about it!”
Ruki: “Well do you like anyone romantically?”
Rumiko: “Um… I don’t know.”
Shu: “Ah, I see. Reiji then?”
Rumiko: “What? I didn’t say anything!!”
Shu: “Well, the next best thing after me is my brother. Makes sense.”
Rumiko: “Fine, I like Reiji a little bit… Just don’t say anything about it… So, are you guys dating anyone or interested in anyone?”
Shu: “Woman are troublesome.”
Rumiko: “Hmm… Well then, what is your ideal woman? Personality and appearance wise.”
Ruki: “… Someone’s who’s intelligent, independent, obedient, and well mannered. I enjoy women who have shorter hair usually. I don’t want it getting in the way. It’s easy access to the neck.”
Shu: “A quiet, petite woman. That’s all I want… Or maybe someone chubbier so if I want to sleep I can use them as a pillow whenever I please… Not sure now that I’m thinking about it…”
Rumiko: “You just want a woman who would make it more convenient for you to sleep whenever you’d like, huh?”
Ruki: “What have been your worst experiences with a woman?”
Shu: “I went on a date with a woman who I was set up with by my father… This woman, I believe, was one of my cousins. I could tell by the way she carried herself that she was within the family. I never met her before this encounter though…”
Rumiko: “How the hell did your father get you to go?”
Ruki: “You going to say something?”
Shu: “I can’t discuss that. But he offered me information… I knew I wasn’t going to seriously pursue this woman. I went over to her place. We sat down and ate dinner… I wasn’t eating so it was worrying her. I could tell that she was very nervous. It was annoying because she was tapping her foot anxiously and playing around with her fingers. I assumed it was because this was her first date or something… She then asked me if I could at least have a little drink if I wasn’t going to eat… I then took a small sip of the drink she gave me… I passed out… I then slightly remember her dragging me down a hall by my leg and a smirk on her face. I don’t remember anything after that… Only that I… I woke up in the middle of a forest with only my underwear half on.” *begins laughing uncontrollably*
Rumiko: “Oh my God, Shu!!! That’s not funny!”
Ruki: “What did you do after that? If that was me I would find this woman and drain her blood.”
Shu: “Ahahaha…. Well… Hahaha… I knew why that happened… Finding and killing her would be pointless. This was my father’s way of punishing me for repeating high school… I eventually found my clothes under a tree. They were torn and dirty took me a couple of days to come home. My brothers asked me where I was and why my clothes looked like that. I told them that I was sent to the North Pole by our father and was attacked by a polar bear.” *starts laughing again* “They actually believed me.”
Rumiko: “SO THAT WAS A LIE?!”
Shu: “Of course it was… It would pretty much be a vacation for me to be sent to the North Pole. My father knows that. He wanted me to be humiliated like he was…”
Rumiko: “Sounds like him now that I’m thinking about it…”
Ruki: “My worst experience was with a human woman. She was quite beautiful and very educated. We became very close and that was the first time I fell in love…” *In deep thought*
Ruki: “… She passed away, which is normal for a human obviously.”
Rumiko: “How did she die?”
Rumiko: “Huh? How old was she?”
Shu: “PFTTTT!!!!” *begins laughing uncontrollably*
Rumiko: “Stop laughing!!! He loved her!”
Rumiko: “Why do you call that your worst experience though?”
Ruki: “She cheated on me with Kou.”
Rumiko/Shu: *both laughing now*
Shu: “Hahaha, th-that must have been tough huh?”
Ruki: “Please… Let’s stop talking about this.”
Rumiko: *takes a deep breath* “…Yea, let’s change the subject … How about we play some darts?”
Shu: “You’re all going to lose… I may be drunk but I’m still the best at playing darts.” *drunkenly takes the darts out of the board*
Ruki: “What a joke. You can’t even walk straight. You think you’ll be able to throw straight?”
Shu: “… Shut up.” *intensely focuses on the dart board* *throws*
Instead of hitting the dart board, he hits a painting of a sexy waitress a hung on the wall next to the dart board. The dart lands right exactly on the woman’s breast.
Ruki: “…Nice. We’re gonna have to pay for that.”
Shu: “…I told you I… was good…” *passes out on the floor*
Ruki: *sigh* “I knew this would happen.”
Rumiko: “Let’s get him out of here fast. I’ll grab one arm and you grab the other—.”
Ruki: *picks up Shu* *throws him over his arm* “Lets go.”
I hope you enjoyed reading !!! 💕
I had so much fun writing this!
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