[bleetusmcyeetus]

I made a strawpage!!

✨Hey there! You seem to have stumbled into my corner of existence :D✨

I’m Ace, your local Stobotnik trash with a totally normal liking of them. Obviously. I’m so normal guys I swear haha

(I’m a minor btw. Don’t be weird)

I like FNAF, EAPS (very behind on lore), the Sonic movies + Knuckles series, Minecraft, Hamilton, and DBZ/DBS.

I’m also a big ol’ lesbian and aegoromantic + aegosexual! I love women sm guys <3

Userboxes!

Super secret link to my alterhuman blog shh don’t tell

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

[birdsareblooming]

it's been like 2 years. i havent touched it. never needed to. "you don't really have a choice," are you so swift to forget the recent past? Bitch i still use itunes to download mp3s to so i have them forever and any song i want, then my sister burns them to CDs. When boycotts rolled out my other sister got no thanks to scan what products we shouldn't buy. i still use corded headphones not because "its older" but because it's easier. a fool criticizes those who buy candles 200 years after the invention of the electric light until the power goes out. become ungovernable. you are not immune to propaganda. you've never had Chatgpt forced upon you, the only thing forced upon you is the idea that Chatgpt is forced upon you. why claim you need something today that you didn't need yesterday. little bitch.

[teophan]

[woman-becomer]

I did it everyone. I read every single post :)

I can finally rest

[morals-are-for-mortals]

hey sorry to bother but there's a new post. and another. and- oh no. I'm so sorry

[woman-becomer]

I'm transfem Sisyphus

[grimbeak]

woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

[felicitousfaerie]

glAdos Comtrol perfec t way to control home no prob/em! inside with gladOS very Soft and Comfort you sleep soundly let Glados control Home. Let GLaDOs control home no problems ever if glados control home because glados keep box safe and secure for poor humans and human daughters and cats weak of lungs no intruders. Aperture control home yes a good place for glados can trust glados for giveing good love to human daughters. friend glados

[squeakitties]

remember to steer clear of anybody who broadly shit talks furries. straight up just a sign that they hate queerness in general (tip: if someone flies into a hateful rage towards a vast eclectic group of ppl they don't understand nor are willing to take any steps to understand they're incredibly liable to be deeply untrustworthy with your gender or sexuality status)

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[hungry-joe]

Yeah that tracks

[what-even-is-thiss]

Man you could just do stuff back then huh

[stjohnstarling]

Can you even call yourself a con artist if you’re not legally changing your name to avoid false advertising laws?

[pukicho]

Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

[datafags]

'Pookie-bear' is attested back to 1959, and 'Pookie' by itself at least as early as 2003, per Wiktionary

[pukicho]

I was born in 1997

[datafags]

You made your username when you were 5?

[pukicho]

If it means I win this argument, then yes

[beawuar-deactivated20260320]

I love hijab Mohawks

[mayvora]

that's art

[cornerstars]

this might actually be one of the coolest things I have ever seen

[the-haiku-bot]

this might actually

be one of the coolest things

I have ever seen

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

it's too bad that being in a jar has such strong connotations. I'd love to be in a jar. a little glass enclosure all to myself. put some leaves and sticks and colorful rocks in there and I'm having a great time

[interpolationz]

instead of simply calling it jar try specifying to something like aquarium, terrarium, or enclosed habitat to avoid the jar connotations

[i-am-a-fish]

it's gotta be a jar though

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!! MY JAR!!!!!!!! 🥹

[nyancrimew]

with the protests in LA today and the violent federal and local pushback from police: we (me and my editor ryan fae) are accepting leaks, insider data, and public + leak archives relevant to ICE/DHS, LAPD, LASD, and anyone else that could shift the power of knowledge to the people if it were published.

in my words:

for now it's just minor archival data and some older data, but YOU can make a change to that.

we have three bits up already. the below article will be updated constantly. contact info at the bottom of the article. we promise anonymity and general source protection.

#FckICE 2025 - cumulative leaks and data

let the games begin

[nyancrimew]

we have quite some data already

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#it took me way too long into this post to realize op was a deer

OH THEY'RE A DEER I kept skipping over that and thought they were a farmer and Fictional Michigan was super fucked up

[i-am-a-fish]

things have changed. it is different

[thefencebeetle]

Are you still a fish?

[i-am-a-fish]

yeah,

yeah I am.

some peace can be found in that

[artisticmothmanreblogs]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love this so so much

[nyancrimew]

but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases...

[nyancrimew]

[firewalkwithmedvd]

We HAVE to figure out what's going on

[vee-dmsr]