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MOVING!
((Heyo, just wanted to pop in and say that this blog has mostly run it’s course so I’m ready to archive it and move on with a fresh one. There will be a couple of changes when I do move blogs: I will be mostly a private, mutuals only multimuse. Some IRL stuff has pretty much enforced me to focus a bit more on work and health so that I can hopefully regain some stability. Consider all threads dropped, please. (unless otherwise notified.)
Thanks and have a great day!))
There is a distinct cowboy vibe in the air today and he's not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Well, as long as Zora was enjoying it...
“SO SHOW ME WHAT YEW GOT, TAKE YER BEST SHOT--”
He is like two seconds from passing out on his desk--
MZ your sister is interested in dating Blues what do you do-
"You speak like it's even my business to care. She may do whatever she desires; it is not my place to tell her who to see."
"..." He's silent for a moment, if contemplating. "...I'd almost prefer that fox that's been hounding her these last few months."
Does this mean he has your blessing, MZ, because this almost sounds like one--
send me “ teach me! “ for my muse to teach yours to do something mine loves. ( could be skill, activity, etc. )
all about health
send one ( or more ) in to learn all about…
scars: how many scars does my muse have? where are they located on my muse’s body? how did they get them? what do they look like?
sleep: how many hours a night does my muse sleep? do they take naps? how restful is their sleep? do they experience nightmare? if so, how often?
meals: how many meals does my muse eat a day? what do they generally consist of?
routine: does my muse have a consistent routine in their lives? do they find it difficult to stick to a routine?
chronic: does my muse have any chronic health conditions / illnesses? how do these affect them from day-to-day?
doctor: how often does my muse visit the doctor? do they tend to go routinely, or only when something is wrong?
relaxation: what does my muse do to relax? do they find it easy to carve out time to relax?
aches: does my muse have any frequent aches? ie, muscle aches, joint aches? how do these affect them from day-to-day?
stress: does my muse handle stress well? what is a surefire sign for others to tell that they’ve become stressed? how does stress affect them mentally / physically?
mind: does my muse have any mental conditions that affect their lives? what are they? how do they handle them? what coping methods do they use most?
for inhuman muses … sentence starters
“you don’t look… quite right.”
“you’re not human… are you?”
“why didn’t you tell me what you are?”
“you have (wings/fangs/etc)? …show me.”
“as long as you don’t eat me, we’re all good.”
“i don’t care what you are. you’re still my friend.”
“you’re not (name). you can’t be… you’re a monster.”
“you might want to hide. they’re looking for your kind.”
“well, this’ll save you having to buy a halloween costume.”
“bite me. — wait, no, not literally. that’s a figure of speech!”
“what the hell are you? no, get away — what the hell are you?!”
“don’t worry, i won’t tell anyone what you are. your secret’s safe with me.”
“i understand, now. i know why you were so scared of anyone finding out.”
“—–would it make it awkward if i told you i’m kinda into (muse’s species)?”
“oh my god, you’re a (species), everything makes so much more sense, now!”
“yeah, you’re not human. you’re saying it like it’s some big reveal, but I already knew.”
(( Send whatever you want but I’ll be reblogging some memes in the meantime!! Ask them about their lives and stuff hee hoo))
((Hee hoo time for crime))
...who the fuck is Jennifer Lawrence...?
𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the 1993 movie “Jurassic Park”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
“I’m gonna run you over when I come back down!”
“That’s what I said: you’re a nerd.”
“You never had control, that’s the illusion!”
“He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality.”
“I made a mistake too.”
“I hate trees!”
“The feeling’s mutual.”
“Go away!”
“Oh, give me a break!”
“Ha ha. Good one.”
“That doesn’t look very scary.”
“So you know, try to show a little respect.”
“Boy, do I hate being right all the time!”
“What have they got in there, King Kong?”
“Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
“So, who’s hungry?”
“Life will find a way.”
“Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?”
“See? I’m right again.”
“Clever girl.”
“Mommy’s very angry.”
“What’s so great about discovery? It’s a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores.”
“Remind me to thank [name] for a lovely weekend.”
“Hold on to your butts.”
“We spared no expense.”
“So, what are you thinking?”
“Must go faster.”
“If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us it’s that life will not be contained.”
Give me!!! Cipher and Mave even tho he's not my muse bc fluffy jacket club--
Tall-- "Well, I'm not opposed to the notion...?" Mechanical beings always did interest her, as there was nothing quite so advanced in her world--with the exception of one Yoomtah Zing. "...I like the way they dress." Where can we get stuff like that?
reading your tags for Dirge and Akio lead to this.... Death and Akio!!!
"Ah, and speaking of them....well, Death takes many forms, no? Even moreso than I do. As much as I did say that I would not mind serving them, I also haven't made their duties any easier! Ahh, it cannot be helped. It is simply my purpose as Inari's sword, and that purpose requires me to be beyond their true reach, at least in the traditional sense."
"So if there are no hard feelings, perhaps they would like some tea sometime? I promise I'll behave.~"
Akio and Dirge mayhaps?
Aw, there's a little chuckle from him. "Ha...I believe I once recall someone saying that the age of gods was long over. What a foolish notion that is. It is so very nice being right all the time.~"
"As for the little reaper...oh, I have no doubt that he already knows of me. As one that is exempt from true death, I do have to wonder how those with dominion over that area feel about a being like me, free to cross the planes of both life and death, spiritual and physical. I certainly do not mind--and if they do not either, then I would be happy to serve them and their 'superior' as well. In a way, I already do, no?"
Volt and Akio-- -vibrates-
Ah, that one. He's met them before, actually, very briefly. In an uncharacteristic response, the kitsune's expression actually seems to twist into one of regret. "...I may have been...off-putting, when we first met. I should not have been so, and I should apologize for that if I ever get the chance. I suppose some things still sting through the echoes of time, no matter how long it has passed...though that is no fault of his own."
"...Kuso...what even would be the proper way to apologize? I suppose I could prepare my finest tea...aaa...perhaps I should ask our flower if there are any western customs I shouldn't cross first..."