Removing the Head or Destroying the Brain

Simon Lauchlan - Runner Three of Abel Township on a Part-Time Basis, Wise-Ass on a Full-Time Basis.

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Looks like a leprechaun’s been in the armoury. Place is in pieces. And no, I’m not referring to me.

Anyone fancy letting Janine know?

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What happened to my armory?! I just got that organized last night! Who did it?!

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I haven’t a clue! Looks like someone’s left some green pixie dust tracks though. 

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Not funny, Mr. Lauchlan, not in the least.

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I think I might've spotted your culprit, Janine. He looks to be about three feet high, with a green tailored coat and ginger hair. He may or may not be real.

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Looks like a leprechaun’s been in the armoury. Place is in pieces. And no, I’m not referring to me.

Anyone fancy letting Janine know?

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What happened to my armory?! I just got that organized last night! Who did it?!

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I haven't a clue! Looks like someone's left some green pixie dust tracks though. 

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Looks like a leprechaun's been in the armoury. Place is in pieces. And no, I'm not referring to me.

Anyone fancy letting Janine know?

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Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone.

As we are your ambassadors from Ireland, you must be extra nice to Sara and me for the entire day.

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So does this mean everyobe kisses my ass on the Fourth of July?

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People who are still speaking to you can.

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And it’s better that it doesn’t include you so I don’t have to listen to those who whine and don’t want to help themselfs. 

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Or everyone could just worship me every day to even things out.

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Splat!

A Poetry Reading By Simon Lauchlan

Clover didn't expect the zombies to know,

That she's quite handy with a bow.

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I woke up feeling a little wiser this morning.

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Now that’s saying something. Happy Birthday, Simon.

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Thanks, Five! If this keeps happening every year, I'll be able to start telling fortunes by age 34.

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I woke up feeling a little wiser this morning.

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Happy birthday, loser! See you soon.

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Where's my birthday present?

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I woke up feeling a little wiser this morning.

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runner-three replied to your post: uuuggghhh my head is killing me today’s free time…

Told you you’d be paying for the late night.

Shut up, Simon.

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You know I’m right.

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That doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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No, but you like me. That amounts to something at the end of the day. Like a killer headache.

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I want to punish you but I don’t want to get up. You come here.

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Give me a sec.

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runner-three replied to your post: uuuggghhh my head is killing me today’s free time…

Told you you’d be paying for the late night.

Shut up, Simon.

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You know I’m right.

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That doesn’t mean I have to like it.

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No, but you like me. That amounts to something at the end of the day. Like a killer headache.

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runner-three replied to your post: uuuggghhh my head is killing me today’s free time…

Told you you’d be paying for the late night.

Shut up, Simon.

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You know I'm right.

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runner-three replied to your post: I apologize for those of you who heard me scream……

Here I thought Sam actually tried his roleplaying idea on you… oh wait.

…What roleplaying idea?…

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It's a work in-progress, really! Still a few odds and ends to hammer out... you know.

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runner-three replied to your post: Why is the guitar so loud?

That wasn’t the ukelele. Oh wait.

You’re in danger.

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I'm in danger? Ooo, sounds exciting!

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runner-three replied to your post: It would be Arthur’s Day some day this week, right?

You can celebrate with me if you’d like.

Got booze?

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I've got gin. You in?

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runner-three replied to your post: On behalf of Penn and myself, thank you everyone…

I’m sure it was!

Haha, you don’t remember a thing, do you?

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I remember parts, some are just really foggy… care to jog my memory?

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I’ve got time to give you a practical reenactment. Come over, Scout’s not here.

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You don't need to tell me twice.

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runner-three replied to your post: On behalf of Penn and myself, thank you everyone…

I’m sure it was!

Haha, you don’t remember a thing, do you?

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I remember parts, some are just really foggy... care to jog my memory?

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So things kind of got out of hand, didn't they?