HAHA this pic-thing focking sucks but i have no patience nor time
Btw look at the text I made for him!! It was absolute terror, I'm not native speaker so it was a TOTAL lack of words when I tried to write
Race/Fur Colour: Skaven with patchy, greasy, pallid-brown fur that seems to have been stiff for a long time
Age: He is three years old — he thinks it is a lucky number. Less lucky than the number thirteen, though.
Size/Height: A worm-like, knotted body. 150 centimetres tall. Not a big one, not the smallest — just an ordinary clanrat.
The first thing you see are the dancing-twitching whiskers, not stopping even for a second; then comes the long, slimy snot from his glistening, runny nose and his noisy chittering. His nervous red eyes are sunk deep in a down-sliding, frayed hood. One ear has only half its flesh; the other is sometimes bent under the weight of rough-made dangling rings and stuff.
Wan and gaunt, knotting-tangling in his own legs and weathered cloth when scuttling, Snotchewer gives the impression of a utterly useless underling. It is a common question: how has he survived so many months after his birth?
- His weapon — a lance without a spear-tip. Instead, the wooden shaft is crowned with some tech-rat metal paw with two sharp blade-claws. Sometimes it spits warp-napalm, but in fifteen percent of cases it is just scrap.
- A small amount of man-things cooking utensils
- A strange skeleton of a chicken with a small horn instead of a head. When no one is watching, in the darkest corners, Snotchewer imagines himself a great skaven warlord, maybe even a Lord of Decay... And the horn-head is his own underling — stupid, useless, and servile, speak-squeaking in a thin, cravenly voice.
Sometimes things go wrong around him. He has no magic powers, though — unless being a mess counts, for enemies and allies both. Perhaps his magic ability is staying alive, no matter what happens to others. Like a decent skaven clanrat does.
Despite his weakness and uselessness, he cooks well and has a strange sort of helpfulness edging on — uh — loyalty. Maybe this is the reason he is still alive?
Hard to pick one weakness from a tangle. He has many: clumsy, weak, and weeping. He cannot even hold his lance right.
There are two conditions in which he exists normally: snotty joyfulness and total fear of something. In the first condition, he remains in blissful ignorance of the second. He is a stupid, servile creature, mumbling and chittering around the big rat-things.
All stories of clanrats are similar. He spawned at a breed-pit, was strong enough to survive and crawl out, then killed-stabbed, and starved in the tunnels. The difference is Snotchewer is still alive, while all his friends-enemies are buried with their kin's flesh and bones.
Goals: his four commandments is:
- cook the perfect stew
- do not die today
- make master-boss proud (or at least not angry)
- one day, hold his lance without dropping it