i'm gonna kill you, Ray Romano

aaron / 25 / disappointing

[distcc-deactivated20230222]

Looks like dr bronner left off a couple of other uses for this stuff on the bottle... ah well he was never the chatty type lol

[lyingpink]

Best types of old American country folk songs

1. what a marvellous horse!

2. prison is bad

3. I’m Pete Seeger join a union

4. let me tell you about a man I knew who was really really big

5. Wife.

[cowboysuggest]

[gomjabbar]

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

[despazito]

[eelizabit]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[photo-frier]

[inward]

ruining a first date by repeatedly referring to the restroom as the little kings room

[lumnch]

The beatles when they couldn’t think of what word to put at the end of a lyric

Ron: What about.. “love”?

Bingo: Oh yeah mate thats a proper good one

Rungo Bungo: Rungo Bungo!

[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[unplaces]

665 Marietta St, Atlanta.

[tonyzaret]

[pissvortex]

[horrorofthebeast]

Ok, i’ll say it. Sonetimes i will drive and go to the store

[ewaneneollav]

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[feelinggood11]

Bad news… my peter (Means dick..) Is hard which means… yep i got an eraction o_o