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midorigxrxge replied to your post: “У меня есть пистолет, но его некуда скрывать. Как...
oh look Nikita gets a nice bg wolf fur coat. It looks like real fur too and seems oddly human-shaped already.
Well. How convenient. Does he have a guardian angel already?
“У меня есть пистолет, но его некуда скрывать. Как неудобно..”
Shit I’ve Said in a Haunted House Starters
I went to a haunted house tonight, and I’m not phased by them because I play an obscene amount of horror games. Here are some of my best reactions from tonight’s Haunted Graveyard. They’re totally out of context.
“Lady, I’m pretty sure that religion is the scariest thing in this place.”
“This bitch is coming out of the walls.”
“Wow. You look like you’re on fire. That’s hot.”
“I’m sorry, Satan already owns my soul.”
“Well that guy doesn’t look like he’s having a swell time.”
“Does this portal lead to the reality where Donald Trump isn’t president? Can I go there?”
“I don’t know about you, but that sounded like she was into bestiality to me.”
“See ya later Lara Croft rip off. Sorry you’re trapped.”
“Is that blood or barbecue sauce? ‘Cause it smells like barbecue sauce. Are we feeding Satan chicken?”
“No, I’m not scared of the lights. I just think you have a electrical problem.”
“Yes, I have a complaint. Why does it smell like old people in here?”
“Oh shit. Do you have free samples of that? I’m kinda hungry.”
“Satan’s dick is just. Hanging out right there.”
“Well this is seizure inducing.”
“Oh no I feel like we’re about to walk into a sex dungeon.”
“Okay yeah this is totally a sex dungeon. Totally some good ‘ol BDSM going on in here. Look at that table right there. So many whips.”
“Oh no… They’ve died. They took the BDSM too far.”
“Holy shit look, they’re behind the fucking vines.”
“Oh my god did you just dab at Satan?”
“SATAN DABBED BACK!”
“The scariest thing I’ve encountered in here is this hill. I can’t walk up hills, and my lack of physical fitness scares me.”
“Don’t look at me. I’m not the one jumping on this bitch. I’m fat, I’d make us fall through. I may be nervous, but I don’t have a death wish.”
“OH FUCK NO THE MAYAN CALENDAR IS GLOWING RED. I’M NOT DEALING WITH THIS SHIT. NOT TODAY!” *naruto runs out of room*
“You with the chainsaw. Yeah come closer, I like the smell of gasoline.”
“This spider arm looking child needs to stop.”
“These tentacles are trippy as hell dude.”
“Oh holy shit these legs are squishy.”
“Thank you for opening the door, kind sir. You have some blood on your face.”
“Ah yes, hello. Thank you for whispering sweet nothings into my ear.”
“Okay. Listen, I know you’re suppose to be scary. But holy shit you’re really cute.”
“Guys, listen. I know she was suppose to be scary but I was being too gay to notice. Did you see her? She was really fucking cute.”
“I wonder if it had died yet? Such barbaric creatures shouldn’t exist..”
Guess who went through with applying to be a model and got the job? This guy. Now he can rake in some money, not that he needs it.
“A new day, another day to be admired.”
dominarum:
“I was found wanting, that is why I exist in this form and body.”
“And on the contrary, I respected a great and few handful of people. Mortals even lovers. Do not think you know of me or my precepts.” The woman explained as she closed her eyes. A hand gesturing to him. “However, I, even being a divine being does not think myself too high. For that Icarus is a perfect example. Ra would not deem that a fitting thing.”
“That still does not answer what a Servant is. If it is anything what it suggests, then your new existence is quite miserable. Not that it is any of my concern, what ails you is your own business.”
midorigxrxge:
“Говорите тихо и несете серебряные пули. Это доставит вас далеко.“ A pistol was handed over “Вам это нужно больше, чем я.“
He accepts it with mild surprise, wanted to question it; but doubted it would do any good to do so. This man has been around for some time. At least far longer than himself. “..Надеюсь, мне не придется это использовать.”
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He’s tired but he also wants to explore.
midorigxrxge:
“Эти люди ходят, не зная, что хищники скрываются.вы на ногах короче, чем я, и вы выглядите чрезвычайно молодыми для чистокровной крови, поэтому я собираюсь предположить, что вы еще не достаточно взрослые, чтобы изжили людей.“
“Я молод. 27. Существует много чего я не знаю. Но сегодня я встретил оборотня. Это была не гражданская встреча.“
dominarum:
“I am of a divine god descended and reincarnated birth to the noble Pharoah’s family line. I subjected men to my will, I completely entrapped countries under my solid rule. I am now immortal made full into a Servant within the world seeking even more power.” She raises her head up amber gaze narrowing upon him.
“And you?”
“Never heard of you. And what do you mean by Servant? For what purpose would a God become such a thing? How unfortunate for you.” Not really he didn’t care.
“Me? With how ‘grand’ you are, I doubt anything I say would make you bother with respect. Since when did beings like you hold respect for ones like me?”
midorigxrxge:
“Такой маленький ребенок, приятный мальчик.”
“Маленький? Я достаточно большой.”
dominarum:
The Queen releases him without much resistance letting him pull from her. “Respect is earned. Not given freely to brats. Prove you are worth respecting, maybe then people would respect your space.” Dusting her hand off upon her hip she huffs at his actions and words.
“If respect is earned, why should I respect you? You’ve done nothing but antagonize me, no? Heed your own words. Give me a reason to respect you.”
midorigxrxge replied to your post: When will he meet a vampire that will take care of...
*points to boreas* this is the russian i was talking about
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xjelani:
She lands onto her feet where he had once occupied, but her quick reflexes has her grabbing the back of his shirt before he could wander too far. That grip is strong, and she’s wrenching him back to most likely fall on his ass.
“This’ll be a little disappointing for you to hear, but I’m no dainty little lady! So do forgive me if I do a little chasing.” Smile, smile, smile. She springs into action, a hard set of knuckles aimed for that pretty little face of his in a forceful punch. She wants to hear bones crack, even if they did heal later.
He glances over his shoulder at her when he feels her hand on his shirt and simply allows himself to follow when she tugs. As a supernatural being, he had the strength to defy it, of course, but that would tear his shirt and it was quite expensive.
With a sigh, he steadies himself he just moves back out of the way. “How brutish of you. Shouldn’t you take me to lunch if you want me so badly? I might be more inclined to let you touch me, then.”
dominarum
Hands grip tightly, “I don’t care if you are tired. Apologize. I could care less about the term I deserve respect, that is why I am upset.” Really she’s been called much worse.
“Ugh!” His initial reaction is to attempt to yank himself free from her touch with as much force as he can muster, obviously repulsed by the contact. “Do not touch me! You speak of respect yet you yourself lack it for others. Do. Not. Touch. Me.”
When will he meet a vampire that will take care of him and spoil him like he deserves?
