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ryan: let's slow dance

brendon: [does the macarena at half the speed]

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Ryan: if something scares and excites you at the same time, youshould do it.

Brendon: time to fuck a blender!

Ryan: wait no-

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brendon: *puts salt into ryan's coffee to prank him*

ryan: *drinks it all not to hurt brendon's feelings*

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gerard: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please

frank: but it doesn't say the salad has nuts in it

gerard: i'm allergic, so i tell them just to be safe

frank: oh, that makes sense

frank: i'll have the soup, no bees, please

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brendon: oh no, i spilled my soup!

brendon: ryan, does the five seconds rule apply to soup?

brendon:

ryan:

brendon: hurry up, it's been three seconds already!

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gerard: singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

frank: then it becomes a soap opera!

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frank: 911, hey i hate to be "that guy" but i glued myself to the ceiling again-

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frank, smirking: so if there's anything new you want to try in bed, just tell me

gerard: *flops on bed with a pack of oreos* the white chocolate ones, never tried them before. wanna join?

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ryan: take off my shirt

brendon: oh… okay, if you insist

ryan: take off my jeans and my boxers

brendon, blushing: omg, it's…

ryan: STOP FUCKING WEARING MY CLOTHES

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ryan: *shakes a box* i hope this present is mine

*breaking sound*

ryan: shit, i hope it's brendon's

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frank, in a dangerous situation: look, i'm sorry that i dragged you into this. and that i never did laundry. and that i waited until you were about to do yours then secretly tossed mine into the basket to trick you into doing it

gerard: wait, you what-

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brendon: another quality quote from my friend ryan, "if you eat enough beetroot, your piss goes red. and if you eat enough glass, so does your shit!"

doctor: you didn't have to check it though-

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Sarah Urie: *doing something*

Me: ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤💗💕💓💞💘💝💓💖💗💖💗💝💓💝💘💓💕💗💚❤️💚💚🧡💙🧡💜💓💜💗💜❤️❤️❤️💚🖤💛🖤💛🧡🖤🧡❤️💕💗💕💓💕💓💘💘💓💝💓💝💓💖💗💝💗💘💗💟💟❣️💗❣️💓❣️💓💜💓💜💓💙💙💓💙💓💟💓💓💟💗💟❤️💝❣️💓💜🧡💙🧡💙❤️💚❤️💚💚❤️💙💟❤️💟❤️❣️🧡❣️🧡❣️❣️🧡💓🧡🧡🖤🖤🖤💜🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🧡❣️🧡❣️

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hey, let's play a game of "don't comment on the grlwood's music if you're not going to say anything nice"

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Tyler: [fast forwards all the way through a movie]

Josh: You can't just skip to the happy ending

Tyler: I don't have time for their problems

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Please god tell me you’re aware that you’re spelling Spencer wrong

I'm sorry!! My English is bad (I'm Russian lol) and I'm also stupid. thank you for telling me. I'll fix it now

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frank: *gets down on one knee*

gerard: omg, it's finally happening

frank: *is tying his shoe laces*

gerard: *through tears* he has finally stopped wearing fucking crocs