(in)correct kpop quotes

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Bobby:Did it hurt?

Hanbin:yes

Bobby:you didn't even wait for the "when you fell from heaven" part

Hanbin:everything hurts

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Yuna:in scale of 1 to 10, how annoyed with me are you right now?

Chaeryeong:8

Yuna:I can do better than that

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Suga:I hope all 6 of the people I like in the world had a great day today

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Taeil:Adulting is soup and I'm a fork

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Chenle:I have never related more to a fictional character more than I do with donkey from shrek

Chenle:talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around

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Seungmin:you're a lying, cheating piece of shit

Changbin:oh yeah? And you are a lier who thinks they can get away with everything they do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Chan picking up a monopoly board:I think we are going to stop playing now

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Lay:trust me, I know what I'm doing

Suho:not even God knows what you are doing, Yixing

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Woojin:treat spiders the same way you want to be treated

Minho:killed without hesitation

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BamBam:you call yourself a friend, but where were you when my meme only got 4 likes?

Yugyeom:making 4 accounts, bro

BamBam:bro

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Haechan:I'm about to do something incredibly stupid

Renjun:Mark has name, you know

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Woozi:[mumbles] I love your hair

Hoshi:what?

Woozi:I love...the air?

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D.o:I hate those people who get offended so easily like:

Me:"I killed your family lol"

Them:"what the hell?!"

D.o:Like dude

D.o:chill

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Renjun on a date:so who is your favorite serial killer?

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E'Dawn:if assassin killed you, I would hunt them down to the ends of the Earth

Hyuna:on your word, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought

Hui:you guys know that normal couples don't say these things to each other, right?

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JB:Get up

Jackson:why?

JB:it's Monday

Jackson:I can't do this every week

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Jungkook:well but I'm taller than you so...

Jimin:this is so sad, alexa, play "I was born in busan first" for 4 hours straight