Aspiring Corpse Actor

I fuck white boys with big butts Age: 23

[rottenhellion]

Honestly I cannot picture Galarian Meowth and Purrzerker as anything but this

[vinnystaysawake]

Back to my roots.

[mewvore]

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.

Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too

This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.

[anturus]

Y’all, my little nephew, who’s nickname is “Cabbage,” wanted a “punk jacket,” like Uncle Kade’s. (EMPHASIS ON LITTLE, be nice)

So, I asked him what kind of patches he wanted on it, and this is what we came up with. Just need to sew the patches down and line the vest. I can’t wait to finish it and send it to him.

[technofeudalism]

[x]

[celiavonhinten]

[michaelnothing]

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

[monkeysaysficus]

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

no it couldn't. show gonzo some respect.

[augthedogg]

Can’t stop thinking about how sickly Piers would be irl ♥️🥰 I know you survive on cigarettes and monster energy and probably smell like weed 😍 never seen the sun for one minute in his life 😋😘 Cmere my vampiric pookie

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

n…….no boobs november

[adhoption]

this is stupid. choose one of the months that begins with b

[adhoption]

or at least call it tits and go with one of the ‘t’ months

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[furryprovocateur]

yes or "remind me later" NO LET ME SAY NO I WANT TO SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[furryprovocateur]

every week i get that shitty "Let's finish setting up your computer!" thing when i turn it on and it's SO fucking aggravating because i've been using this thing for years now and i don't need nor WANT to fucking "set it up" (read: use microsoft edge, buy windows office, whatever the fuck else they try to sell me) like i'm very obviously perfectly fine. and i can't just say No because No is a very privileged limited time answer we had in the tech future so now it's always "remind me later" no motherfucker i am adamant in my need to tell you NO. i fucking hate the removal of no from our options and vocabulary. i am expressing a boundary i need you to fucking know i am saying NO

[mariamlovesyou]

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

[albertnatural]

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

[thenewborndeity]

[ladyshinga]

[maplebunie]

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hot.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[russianpotato]

Uhhh… goomba here. I like to watch.

[nyancrimew]

10/10, no notes

[terri-theslime13]

2 notes

[nyancrimew]

nice try kid, however

[bantambookeater]

i was unaware you could manufacture such a post intentionally. what a strange an marvelous power!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wow it’s amazing that someone figured out how to do this, I bet you’re as clever as that hacker who got the no fly list

[moon-o-magic]

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

[obtuse-goose]

Major disservice to the community by not posting the full comic