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i'm the imperial g0vern0r 0f the green m00n, bitches. this emerald city is my h0me, and it can be y0urs t00. (Indie Male!Handmaid blog) Multiship blog

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Sins externally

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You offering yourself? ;* I’m always up for a willing snack

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Depends if it’s safe f0r y0u 0r n0t, we’ll have t0 start small and see where it g0es, y0u kn0w? D0n’t want t0 mess y0u up with my ugly bl00d.

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Hehe Most of the time I end up just drinking them dry

Which is why I’m never in the same spot for long.

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Ooooh.

I guess that’s understandable. Blood is like the ultimate high for you, right?

Does blood differ in flavour depending on the person? Like if they’re a bit more highborn, fancy rich folk, would they taste better than a street bum or something?

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Personally I enjoy alcoholics bc it’s the only way I can get drunk

But yes they do differ

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I’ll keep that in mind, heh. N0w i’m curi0us if alien bl00d is palatable f0r vampires. Especially with my imm0rtality and such. May be interesting.

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Hehe Most of the time I end up just drinking them dry

Which is why I’m never in the same spot for long.

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Ooooh.

I guess that’s understandable. Blood is like the ultimate high for you, right?

Does blood differ in flavour depending on the person? Like if they’re a bit more highborn, fancy rich folk, would they taste better than a street bum or something?

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It’s not pointless ya just gotta figure out what you wanna do w/ your life It ain’t just something you suddenly know

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I guess s0. What I want t0 d0… Uh. Well what d0 y0u d0 with y0ur life?

Y0u g0t a dream 0r a j0b 0r s0mething? I d0n’t mean t0 pry, just curi0us.

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I’m an escort at night I mean I don’t wanna do it forever…

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Y0u g0t all the endless night ahead 0f y0u t0 bec0me whatever y0u wish. Maybe even rule y0ur 0wn little part 0f the w0rld, t00, heh.

S0unds like y0u get t0 meet a l0t 0f f0lks with that kinda w0rk th0ugh. Nice.

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me: *writes 1 line of code for my theme*

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It’s not pointless ya just gotta figure out what you wanna do w/ your life It ain’t just something you suddenly know

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I guess s0. What I want t0 d0... Uh. Well what d0 y0u d0 with y0ur life?

Y0u g0t a dream 0r a j0b 0r s0mething? I d0n’t mean t0 pry, just curi0us.

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@ketsuekikoibito

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Damn, all this PDA remindin me 0f l0nes0meness

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This is where the Fire works during the day.

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Nono go on dear I am v interested I love learning about stuff

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Ah, well alright.

Let’s see, as I said, my Master was a very... cruel w0man, wh0m had n0 l0ve f0r my species. She was a creature called a Cherub, wh0m were near-imm0rtal t0 begin with, and after a very c0nv0luted and time c0nsuming, literally, pr0cess, w0und up with the p0wer 0f true imm0rtality, and c0ntr0l 0ver time itself as the L0rd 0f Time.

And the 0ne wh0 raised me, was her puppet, in a very literal way, wh0m served as h0st t0 her in 0ur universe. By using me and infusing me with p0werful magyk fr0m the green sun, a celestial b0dy just full 0f magyk that has the mass 0f tw0 universes, they were able t0 get things just right that my Master c0uld be created, and the fl0w 0f events c0uld 0ccur as they were meant t0 be.

Still, mishaps 0ccur and thankfully, I am n0w free 0f my empl0yment and capable 0f wielding this p0wer as I please.

Mm, but I s0rta d0n’t kn0w what I want t0 d0 with this life, s0 it’s s0mewhat p0intless.

0h right

The universe that c0ntained Alternia and the Universe that c0ntained Earth b0th expl0ded, in my timeline. S0 that’s s0mething.

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It’s super soft 2 u have no idea Sometimes I’ll just sit n rub my thigh or something bc it’s just so soft

I have 2 take a parasol when I go out

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0h w0w, i’d l0ve t0 find 0ut just h0w s0ft  y0ur thighs are 0u~

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Er.

0h a Paras0l? Heh, nice, that’s pretty high-fasi0n 0n Alternia if I recall. That’s the name 0f the h0mew0rld, th0se 0f us fr0m Alternia are called Alternians, which m0st tr0lls are. Th0ugh there are 0thers, such as Bef0rans and Afteri0ns, but th0se are rarer. Afteri0ns being th0se fr0m universes where Tr0lls and Humans generally c0exist in a new planet. I’ve visited a few such w0rlds. They’re fun.

Bef0rans, are fr0m a w0rld called Bef0rus, which as the name implies came bef0re Alternia. A bit 0dd t0 have that s0rt 0f naming c0nventi0n, but that’s h0w it was. It existed in a time bef0re time, s0rt 0f. Y0u see, in s0me timelines, there is a ‘reset’, inv0ked by scratching and damaging time itself, which f0rces reality t0 reb00t s0rta. It reb00ts with a reverse versi0n 0f events 0ccurring, s0 while Bef0rus was peaceful, Alternia was war-like. Where I had been a child b0rn 0n Bef0rus, I was a t00l raised near Alternia.

This is partially due t0 meddling 0n my f0rmer Masters part.

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And there I g0 blabbing ab0ut things y0u pr0bably d0n’t care ab0ut. S0rry R0xanne.

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Interesting… Well on earth we call them Vampires… Which is, in fact, what I am

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Huh, equally interesting. I’m a being 0f inc0mparible p0wer 0utside 0f my 0wn alternates and my f0rmer master. I’m kn0wn best as ‘The Dem0nl0rd’ am0ngst my species. 0r Handyman f0r pe0ple that make light 0f my existence.

I think vampires are pretty c00l. Th0ugh as I understand, y0u d0 vary in ways fr0m my 0wn species equivalent. I take it y0u d0n’t gl0w in the dark, like rainb0wdrinkers d0?

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I don’t glow But my skin is as white as snow and I am unable to go very long in the sun

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Skin as white as sn0w? S0unds l0vely.

An0ther difference then, 0ur Rainb0wdrinkers are the 0nly types that tend t0 be able t0 day walk.

As a wh0le, 0ur species av0ids the sun due t0 its harshness and ability t0 burn thr0ugh us t0 the b0ne given en0ugh exp0sure.

0f c0urse, 0lder and str0nger tr0lls have either t0ugh en0ugh hides 0r regenerative abilities t0 c0pe.

I myself just s0rta

Magic up a s0lar shield ab0ut me when I have t0 d0 day stuff that reduces light exp0sure fr0m all angles.

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I think this bl0gging again thing is g0ing well h0nestly