Hey hey, it’s me, Rusty-James! You probably know me already ‘cuz my big brother’s The Motorcycle Boy. I pretty much just hang around with someone all the time, ‘cuz I don’t like being all alone doing nothin’.
My best friend’s Steve, he’s a bit of a wimp compared to everyone else but he’s pretty much cool with everyone. Then I got this hot girlfriend, Patty. She’s got the cutest face when she’s mad.
Yeah, I guess I’m just here to see what’s goin’ on. And I’m a bit bored too so I hope this will be fun for me.
— R.J.












