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[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[biteythevillain]

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

[velv-ette]

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

[biteythevillain]

try you human brick 

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[samsrowena]

[honeyandpumpkins]

[oatmealaddiction]

[haystarlight]

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

[wittyno]

[ruuuuuufus]

Going to be using tumblr ass a vent for my thoughts. This weeks topic is Never Have I Ever. I just love how everyone at the school knows who Lady Whistleboy (gossip girl) is. Best take on the Gossip Girl trope.

[ruuuuuufus]

In s3 when the dominator mother seducaes Nate, I wondered where she learned human seduction like that. It occurs to me that she read saras mind earlier in the episode. I think its funny that she couldve learned sedution fro. Sara

[ruuuuuufus]

Does anyone on Earth rember the show Elementary. Its a show about Sherlock Holmes and his partner Joan Watson, in modern times (the 2010s lol). It was on air around the same time as BBCs Sherlock. I used to watch it with my mom, and now im rewatching it on Hulu. It really holds up. Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu are such a great pair as Holmes and Watson.

Anyway if anyone does remember it i might start posting my thoughts as I rewatch

[latinposeidon]

I love that Viktor's coming out was essentially just

Viktor: I talked to Marcus

Five: you're an idiot, Vanya

Viktor: it's Viktor

Five: oh okay

Five: you're an idiot, Viktor

[bi-carli]

Cassian & Lady Death 🎭

[perfectengineertragedy]

Elain stepped out of a shadow behind him, and rammed Truth-Teller to the hilt through the back of the king’s neck as she snarled in his ear, “Don’t you touch my sister.”

Art: theclever.crow

[ash-and-starlight-deact]

The Yokoya trio before and after everything went to shit

[canonharlivy]

Harley Quinn ❤️ Poison Ivy

[jamjoob]

Here's the song that inspired this.

[ Wolf Children - Cradle of Myriad Stars ]

[jamjoob]

Glasses

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Disclaimer i drew the first page last year, that's why it looks scrunkly

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The fic chapter this comic is based off!

[jamjoob]

And for the first time.

The Gotham rain wasn't so bad

[jalapenyochips]

my favorite superhero siblings <33

[ruuuuuufus]

Part of my Legends of Tomorrow rewatch has now turned into bits and pieces of all the arrowverse shows. So I'm in s2 of the Flash and Wally was explaining that he always wanted to be an astronaut. I thought that was cute because his time with the Legends kind of makes him an astronaut.

[ruuuuuufus]

I have another fun headcanon, this time about John and Zari.

So John has since left the legends and Zari to go on more mysterious tortured hero travels. My idea is that along his travels he has to face a monster/demon/sorcerer that heavily relies on scent. Maybe its a sorcerer using a magical aersol attack. Or a beast that tracks in prey on scent alone. But the key to stopping the monster is to stop the scent.

So John makes a big deal that he has the magical remedy. John tells some scared child "magical poultice from The Dragoness herself" to stop the creature. So the kid thinks Johns magic will save the day. But in reality John took some of Zari's Dragoness perfume when he heared how effectively it clogged the sense of smell.

So he uses the rest of it up to deal the the bad guy. But he keeps container. Its a glass tube that says "Dragoness by Zari Tarazi" and he keeps it to remind him of her.