pretty funny.

Renee Young. Smackdown interviewer, co-host of Talking Smack, podcaster, dog mom. (rp blog)

[divaoftmrw-blog]

Can’t sleep because of my husband’s snoring.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Wiggle around so that you disturb him enough to change positions, and maybe once he does he'll stop. Unless he's a light sleeper, in which case he'll just wake up and be grumpy.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

If Cinderella didn't meet what's his name at the ball I think she would have just languished because of her terrible family. You are my someone 😛

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Psh, what guy? It would have just been me and like six dogs.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Oh my god yes. We could be stylish bank robbers with giant fancy hats and escape on a giant yacht. And there would be an undoubtedly awful movie made about it ten years later.

[missbclla-blog]

Far from okay. Would killing my brother take place of talking about what happened?

[rvneeyoung-blog]

You know I'd help you hide a body. Though you should probably give it 24 hours to make extra sure it's a killable offense.

[sslambrose-blog]

I like being a husband. Wait. Nah. I like being HER husband.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

You're sweet. I'm glad I married you ❤

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Hey man, we did it, I wasn't gonna discount it... but thank you 😊

[missbclla-blog]

I wish I could say I was in a good mood but it’s pretty shit at this point.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

Aw Nicole, you ok? Wanna talk about it?

[rvneeyoung-blog]

No wait, seriously?!?

[rvneeyoung-blog]

So… guess who got secretly married?

[rvneeyoung-blog]

I'll be honest, my knee jerk reaction is that that sounds pretty weird, but I'm also kind of intrigued by it.

I bet there are enough pineapple pizza haters (read: sensible people) that that's not an unachievable goal. We could tie in a Survivor Series match between Team Anti-pineapple and Team Wrong.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

ooc

// hey y’all I’m going out of town to visit family for the holidays tomorrow - I’ll do my best to be on, but my activity will probably be kinda spotty until Mondayish. in general, @sslambrose has control of Renee.

[rvneeyoung-blog]

...like, melted chocolate? What’s the chocolate to avocado ratio in that?

I found it, apparently someone suggested that he do it on some show and he said “you don’t put fucking pineapple on pizza” and then followed it up with a tweet. I am going to frame this tweet and put it in my kitchen.

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I used to think ketchup and mac ‘n cheese was bad...

Did he really? I didn’t hear about that. I’m going to track down that video and show it to every single person who ever tries to tell me that pineapple pizza is good.

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I can listen and read when I want to.

It’s just wrong. Why do people do this? Pineapple and cheese shouldn’t be mixed.

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@massive-package pineapple and pizza need to be about a thousand miles away from each other no matter what configuration they’re in.

[massive-package-blog]

… Didn’t that happen to Zack Ryder once?

[rvneeyoung-blog]

You know it, bro.