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Tipsy Regret
I should have left my phone number for that waitress tonight....
Grixis Mishra Abuse Package - $11.63
request by @theonewhocheeps
Our original post about this package was under the false assumptions that Mishra triggered when an artifact entered the battlefield. Let that be a lesson to y’all, READ THE CARD! So, with that out of the way, let’s try this again.
Thada Adel, Acquisitor - $2.54 So, how do we get multiple copies of artifacts with Mishra in a singleton format? We use other peoples’ artifacts. Go get their Sol Ring and bring your own along with it because of Mishra.
Aetherflux Reservoir - $2.84 Combined with Possibility Storm, you’ll get 2 triggers every time you cast a spell. We can easily get that second ability up and running to take out at least one person.
Etherium-Horn Sorcerer - $0.35 Two spells for the price of one! This fancy pants Minotaur can bring a friend, ideally an artifact friend, with it. The best part is it’s repeatable! Return it to your hand whenever you need to so you can cast it again and get another Cascade trigger.
Gonti, Lord of Luxury - $0.47 Similar to Thada, but is a one-shot and not restricted to artifacts. So you can go the artifact route to bring in the one in your deck, or you can get something else if it ends up being better.
Vedalken Archmage - $4.00 We might as well draw a card every time we play an artifact. Maybe we’ll get another artifact!
Nullstone Gargoyle - $0.48 This one will help control your opponents and how they play while giving you a way to divert your artifacts to the grave just to be brought back by Mishra. The only downside, and why it’s so cheap, is this sort of nerfs all of your other spells.
Blood Funnel - $0.48 Noncreatures cost less, cha-ching. Sac a creature when you play noncreature nonartifacts and let it counter your artifact for Mishra to bring back.
Possibility Storm - $0.47 What’s a red deck without a little chaos? You’re opponents will be resigned to whatever they get off of Possibility Storm. You, on the other hand, get the card off Storm AND the artifact you cast to trigger it.
There you have it, folks. The correct way to abuse Mishra’s power. We can control the board while letting him work. We can also use our opponents’ artifacts to double up on our own. Let Mishra work his artifact magic and…
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Alfyn: uh, Piñatas.
Primrose: glow sticks.
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Tressa: spaghetti when you have a small pot!
Therion: rules.
I think I have troubles.
So here’s the thing. It’s Girl Trouble. Of course it is, it’s always girl trouble. Let’s set the stage a little bit. I’m a sophomore at my University. I’ve been struggling in the initial major of my choice, so I decided to branch out, and try some other things. I ended up taking a foreign language class. German I. This might have been one of the best, or worst, decisions in my life.(I’m sorry that I’m rambling, but I need to get this all down somewhere.)
Well, in this class, there is a girl. a beautiful girl. Being me, I didn’t think anything of it. I mean, it’s me, nothing’s gonna happen. So, over the course of the semester, she’s in the row in front of me, and we build this rapport with one-another, We walk back to the bus stop after class together, etc… Well one day, she invites me to go to our local Wildlife Refuge with her. Just us two, going for a hike or something. Of course, I say yes… So she picks me up, we go hike, talk, shoot the proverbial shit, have an all around great time.
After the hike, she takes me back by my apartment and I hop out, and not thinking about it, invited her in to work on homework for German. To my surprise, she enthusiastically said yes! Queue her becoming a permanent fixture at my apartment! As you can probably guess, I was over the moon. Problem is, I didn’t know how she felt…Well, after a few days, one of my roommates asks me if there was anything there, and said these fateful words, “’Cause she’s into you…” And thus, my world is turned upside down emotionally.
pt. 1 of idk
This aged poorly lmao. So she didn’t like me, and then my roommate ended up breaking up with his girlfriend, and is now dating the girl in question. Hahaha😂😂😭😭 Dodged a bullet tho, because it looks like that relationship is a lot more emotionally draining and demanding than I am wanting right now.
I think I have troubles.
So here’s the thing. It’s Girl Trouble. Of course it is, it’s always girl trouble. Let’s set the stage a little bit. I’m a sophomore at my University. I’ve been struggling in the initial major of my choice, so I decided to branch out, and try some other things. I ended up taking a foreign language class. German I. This might have been one of the best, or worst, decisions in my life.(I’m sorry that I’m rambling, but I need to get this all down somewhere.)
Well, in this class, there is a girl. a beautiful girl. Being me, I didn’t think anything of it. I mean, it’s me, nothing’s gonna happen. So, over the course of the semester, she’s in the row in front of me, and we build this rapport with one-another, We walk back to the bus stop after class together, etc... Well one day, she invites me to go to our local Wildlife Refuge with her. Just us two, going for a hike or something. Of course, I say yes... So she picks me up, we go hike, talk, shoot the proverbial shit, have an all around great time.
After the hike, she takes me back by my apartment and I hop out, and not thinking about it, invited her in to work on homework for German. To my surprise, she enthusiastically said yes! Queue her becoming a permanent fixture at my apartment! As you can probably guess, I was over the moon. Problem is, I didn’t know how she felt...Well, after a few days, one of my roommates asks me if there was anything there, and said these fateful words, “’Cause she’s into you...” And thus, my world is turned upside down emotionally.
pt. 1 of idk
Today was the first "full" week of classes, with labs and everything. It's going alright so far. My Intro to Computer Science professor isn't the best. She's from Bangladesh, so it's hard to understand her sometimes, but that isn't the main problem. The main issue is she has problems understanding us. We try to answer the questions she puts forth, but weather we answer correctly or not, most of the time she will probably say we are incorrect, and then tell us the right answer, regardless of if one of the students gave that solution or not.
On the other hand, my English Composition class is a lot of fun. My professor is very interesting, and has some interesting opinions, some I might not necessarily agree with, but nevertheless I enjoy hearing what he thinks on different topics.
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I am currently playing a 3.5 D&D game with four other people. I decided to try playing a bard for the first time, which turned out to be one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. And thus was born Eri, an Aasimar bard who’s life goal is to sleep with every princess. This is also her first...
What
I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…
Matu Class Journal pt. 4
Welcome readers, to my Pre-Calculus class. We have moved on from basic polar coordinates, and are now focusing on things I don't know!!!! YAY!!! These are easy, and I Enjoy them, so class is pretty good this time. To top it off, I got an 85% on my test! Way better than last time. (71) I'll keep you guys updated as I progress through this class. Rw552 out.
Now, I know what you’re thinking, this is sort of creepy. But it’s okay, I know Jessica Nigri. I mean, I don’t like know her, but I know her soul.
About to sit in a meeting for 4 hrs. Yay.
Math Class Journal #2
Aaand we're at it again! So, we're going over the logistics of taking the re-take of the last quiz. YAY MYLABSPLUS! There are sooooo many problems with this software. Even the teacher is having issues with it. "Oh no! The wrong test is showing up!" etc. People are complaining about the LACK OF HOMEWORK PROBLEMS. Not that I mind doing a few extra problems, but dang. Also, the problems don't even help with the test at all. So...yeah. Not fun. 6.2 Law of Cosine Once again, I've already done this. Thanks Geometry teacher
LOOK AT ALL THE NEW MATERIAL!!!! SO BEAUTIFUL!! Note: I think I may be loosing it. Help me.
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