Incorrect Octopath Traveler Quotes

When eight people travel together, they are bound to say some crazy shit to each other. Ask box: Open|Submissions: Open

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Trousseau: Everyone is always so mad when I poison them, like grow up. You got a gift, didn't you?

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Ophelia: "the world isn't kind." Skill issue. I am.

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Rondo: Your hair looks good today.

Sazantos: It looks good every day.

Rondo: -sighs- He makes flirting very hard…

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Fabio: Menno, I need some advice.

Menno, eating raw cookie dough for breakfast: You've come to the right person.

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Fiore: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session, but here we are...

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Barrad: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Shelby: You're a hazard to society.

Trish: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Millard: I want to hear those three little words.

Prome and Stead: We love you.

Millard: Try again.

Stead: -sighs-

Prome and Stead: We will behave.

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Millard: Well, we all have our demons.

Millard: -pointing at Auguste- That one is mine.

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Penny: FOUR MONTHS!!

Billy: What is she talking about?

Conny: It's not that big of a deal...

Penny: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

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Conny: There's a u in stupid for a reason.

Dorrie: Yeah? Well, there's also an i.

Conny:

Dorrie: Wait. No—

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Viola: Alright. I've got the people opener. -holds up knife-

Gilderoy: And I've got the human hole puncher. -holds up spear-

Millard: What is WRONG with you two?

Auguste: <333

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Penny: This plan will require using Conny’s greatest strength.

Conny: What? My leadership skills? My speed? My beautiful eyes?

Telly: Her obnoxious personality?

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Conny: How many times do I have to apologize for that?

Telly: Once would be nice!

Conny: ….No.

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Tahir: I don’t try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That’s nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.

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Merrit: Kill them with kindness!

Gilderoy: Wrong! Chain lighting!!

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Cyrus: Can I borrow this?

Viola: Absolutely not! I paid for that!

Cyrus: Please. You've never paid for anything in your life.

Viola: I hardly see how that's relevant.

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Millard: I’m begging you, just be cool.

Stead: Hey, who’s cooler than me?

Prome: Everyone.