[rxckjones]

[ Okay I’m making a new blog with a new url and such. If you want me to follow you let me know.]

[rxckjones]

[ I really want to remake this blog and make it cleaner and go on it more but I feel like people don’t care/want/need Rick Jones.]

[fohk]

*avoids sadness and pain with self-destructive behavior*

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

Because some nights are worse than others.

Take a deep breath. 

[Rick took a deep breath and sighed.] Sorry Natasha. Just with him being god knows where...it’s hard.

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

What do you think I have been doing with my life? I do a lot for others.

Then why are you sitting here saying you messed up? 

Because some nights are worse than others.

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

I created one of the most destructive things on the planet and you think I can just not care about it?

I never said to stop caring. I said to do something constructive instead of sitting here and blaming yourself. 

What do you think I have been doing with my life? I do a lot for others.

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

Of course not. 

Then it’s not your fault. Don’t carry that burden on your shoulders. Do what you can instead of sitting around and blaming yourself for what happened. 

I created one of the most destructive things on the planet and you think I can just not care about it?

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

Bruce doesn’t but Marv is dead and have no clue if Gen is even alive. He just dissapeared on me.

Did you ruin their lives on purpose? 

Of course not. 

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

I just keep ruining people’s lives. Bruce. Marv. Gen. 

Do they hate you? 

Bruce doesn’t but Marv is dead and have no clue if Gen is even alive. He just dissapeared on me.

[rxckjones]

exsovietspy:

rxckjones:

Fuck I fucked up.

What did you do? 

I just keep ruining people’s lives. Bruce. Marv. Gen. 

[rxckjones]

invenina:

rxckjones:

“Oh yeah. I’m not a huge sports guy.”

“You and Banner can’t both be the nerd.”

“Woah there who said I was a nerd?”

[rpmememaker]

Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses

[rxckjones]

Send ✖✖✖ and my muse will say one of the following to yours (Sexual Sunday version):

1. "Oh God, that feels so good."

2. "Don't stop, please."

3. "Please don't tell anyone you saw me masturbating."

4. "Please don't tell anyone you saw me cum."

5. "That's not cum, I swear! It's... something else."

6. "I'm up for anything, except anal. Nothing goes there."

7. "I'm definitely up for taking it up the back entrance."

8. "I'm about to cum!"

9. "Don't look."

10. "Look at me."

11. "Please, a little harder."

12. "Please, don't tell anyone."

13. "Please, don't tell my parents."

14. "I was drunk - I swear."

15. "I've never had a gay/straight/skelio experience before but... wow."

16. "I didn't mean to say their name during sex."

17. "Please don't laugh, but I've never done this before."

18. "Looking at you really helps me cum."

19. "Let me kiss you."

20. "You can kiss me."

[rxckjones]

hulksdontdoweak:

rxckjones:

[He swallows the candy hard and smirks.]

Oh Marlo tried to do that and failed miserably.

Why do you think I keep desert spoons and salad forks out of our hands around the holidays? Three people know how to tell the difference. Three.

[Her much larger hand waved over as though presenting a rainbow.]

Thanksgiving: where a fork is just a fork apparently.

If you put a fork in front of me I will use it to eat anything. I will try and eat ice cream with a fork if I have to. 

[He laughed and then looked at her.]

I’m serious. I have no idea where to even put a fork at dinner. I put it on the plate.

[rxckjones]

hulksdontdoweak:

rxckjones:

I’d like to thank Bruce for teaching me manners and Steve for teaching me the value of candy.

[He takes a pretend bow and devours the candy.]

[Jen break into an adorable laugh.]

–And neither of them taught you to eat gracefully! 

[She slapped her knee, teasing.]

[He swallows the candy hard and smirks.]

Oh Marlo tried to do that and failed miserably.

[rxckjones]

hulksdontdoweak:

rxckjones:

Shazam? 

[He smirked and let out a loud sigh.]

Please hand if over.

[She giggled, but handed it over finally.]

Rick Jones, accept this candy bar as your reward. You can thank the academy and whoever taught you manners. 

[A bit of a laugh snorted out after, herself beaming a smile at him.]

I’d like to thank Bruce for teaching me manners and Steve for teaching me the value of candy.

[He takes a pretend bow and devours the candy.]

[rxckjones]

hulksdontdoweak:

rxckjones:

[His teeth dig into his bottom lip to stop him from screaming at her. He keeps eye contact and tries to grab it from her but almost falls over.]

Gimme.

[She laughed, arm flinched out in reflex to help him from falling on his face, whether he needed the help or she’d reach him or not.]

–What’s the magic woooord?”

Shazam? 

[He smirked and let out a loud sigh.]

Please hand if over.