requested by @momokitty27β! i set it up into a few different categories so itβs not just for couples but for a whole range of relationships!
βI noticed them checking you out.β
βWere you checking them out?β
βSoβ¦ theyβre good-looking, right?β
βDonβt lie to me and say you donβt think theyβre hot.β
βJust admit that you like them.β
βCome on; even I know that theyβre hotter than me.β
βItβs not fair that they get to be around you all day and I donβt.β
βThey were hitting on you.β
βI know you liked it when they were hitting on you.β
βWould you like me more if I was more like them?β
βTheyβre not (funnier / cuter / better looking ) than me, are they?β
βAre you going to leave me for them?β
βWould you leave me for them if you had the chance?β
for characters talking to their unrequited crush
βYou deserve better than them.β
βTheyβre not even that good-looking.β
βWhat do you see in them?β
βWhy do you stay with them?β
βWanna tell me what they did to upset you this time?β
βIf I had someone as wonderful as you, I would (never forget our anniversaries / always cherish you / etc).β
βYou should just leave them.β
for characters talking about their ex
βI wonder what theyβre doing right now.β
βTheir new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) isnβt right for them.β
βI canβt stop thinking about them with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate).β
βThey moved on so quickly.β
βI get angry thinking about anyone else having them, even though I donβt have them myself.β
βDo you think they were cheating on me with their new (boyfriend / girlfriend / datemate) before we broke up?β
βThey never looked at me like they look at them.β
βI noticed you hanging out with (characterβs name) lately.β
βYou hung out with them and didnβt invite me?β
βI feel like a third-wheel.β
βTheyβre pretty fun, right?β
βMaybe I shouldnβt come and let you two hang out together instead.β
βI know that theyβre more interesting than me.β
βYou two have more in common, anyways.β
βItβs alright; I have other friends.β
for children characters talking to their parents
βNo! I donβt want a new (brother / sister)!β
βYou like (siblingβs name) more than me.β
βIf I get a new (brother / sister), youβre going to love them more.β
βWe havenβt played together since you had the baby.β
βI hate my (brother / sister)!β
βTheyβre not better than me! They canβt even use the bathroom right!β
βAm I hotter than that person?β
βSo many people have achieved so much by this age, yet here I am.β
βIβm a better (cook / surfer / etc) than them.β
βTheyβre not even that good at (cooking / surfing / etc)β¦β
βI look better in this than them, right?β
βDo you think I could pull off that (hat / dress / etc) like them?β
βWhatever; Iβm not jealous.β