fuck you.

randal graves. twenty two. video store clerk. #rxndal

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raiddy’s starter list for sunday 9/28

adrian

aj

alés

ash

jd

kennedy

nimane

sally

sean

steven

randal

veince

zazriel

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"Gross.. Let me see!"

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like for a starter!

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  "There is absolutely nothing wrong with going ass to mouth."

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oswinoswald221b

" We're closed! " he yells instinctively   when he hears the bells attached to    the RTS video rental store door                                                        d i n g   he's sitting in the back, watching a    movie he really shouldn't be while      w o r k i n g   but the word and it's   meaning have always held little to    no meaning for Randal Graves.

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like this post if you'd like a starter from Randal!

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   (  she supports her chin with the palm of her hand, nodding       at his words. eyelashes fluttering lazily, she figured after        that question the conversation would become more interesting       but perhaps she was wrong. a cant of her head is given along       with another shrug, half-hearted this time.  )                 ❛   maybe the dude’s never had a dick in his mouth                        before and that’s why he was freaking out. ❜  

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    ' honestly, I think it's more of a matter of the fact that       he's doesn't want to believe she's seen other dicks       before his -- I'm pretty sure he's on the small side. '              he shrugged and then, refocused on her     ' how many? like, before you lost count. it's got to be           a pretty damn   i m p r e s s i v e number. '

[cxltxn-blog]

            ❝you’re r e a l l y confused, aren’t you?               i don’t know your friend, && he certainty               doesn’t know me. thick skull, huh?❞

                she’s swallowing a laugh from that, though.                 because this is serious ——— isn’t it? she doesn’t                 know anymore. she kind of wants her cook book                 back in hand, just in case this was some kind of                 set up act before he, like, stabs the fuck out of her.

                kendall just grabs the coffee table by the edge,                 scooting it over to be able to sit on it in front of                 him. the wood is heavy enough so it won’t tip from                 the weight of her — thank god. different case can be                 said for anybody over seventy pounds, though.

            ❝hi, yeah, okay— listen, hung over && frisky,               i’m kendall. said that already. making sure               you get it. this is my house. m - i - n - e.               i also don’t know dante; && that being said,               i haven’t dated him. or blown anybody in some               spiteful excuse to be a whore.

                        you, my dear drinking friend, ended up here.                         mistaken house identity? being a moron? doesn’t                         matter —— not dante’s house. don’t get too comfy.                                                —— && as much as i hate to ask,                                                     are you hungry? because i’m                                                     gonna make food && if i eat in                                                     front of you, i’m gonna feel like                                                     s u c h a bitch.❞

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he was, in fact, highly confused. and hungover. which made the confusion worse. and the lack of understanding made his head hurt, which made the hangover worse ---          it was a vicious cycle.    he can hear her laughing at him,   and he furrows his brow -- like some   how, this is all her fault && she better   quit laughing about it because, guess what?                                      his head is killing him. 

    " K E N D A L L " he says slowly, but says it more like ken doll       and then inquires " like barbie's gay ass boyfriend ? " & a       second late " is this the dream house ? "   He's gotten the grasp that he isn't   at Dante's place, mostly because of   the fact that Dante's place normally   smells like Dante -- and this place    doesn't, rather than anything she's   actually saying to him.              Basically, he's a complete idiot. "   I love food. "

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   (  she’s just nodding along to whatever he’s saying. the blonde’s       actually not listening, his lips are distracting her. lola doesn’t       even know why she’s in this video store anyway. though, she       comes back to reality because of that last question. eyes squint       a bit and baby blues travel up to the ceiling in deep thought, as if       she’s solving a complicated equation. her lower lip sticks out       momentously and she focuses her gaze on him once again,       shrugging.  )                           ❛   sorta lost count, to be honest.❜  

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   He's oblivious, although that's kind of his MO. Just sitting there,    on top of the video store counter, waiting for her to respond.     He's leaning back on the palms of his hands, gawky legs sprawled    over the side, nodding at her shrug.              " See, like I said. Completely normal.                He should stop freaking out. I mean,           it could have been worse. I could have been 36. "

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for some reason randal is really fuckin sexual today sorry about that

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tevacs

     ” — So I told him not to worry        about it, cause it was probably        completely normal — I mean,              how many dicks have you sucked?  ”

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theassassinandthebears

   "There is absolutely nothing wrong with going ass to mouth."

[redeemself-deactivated20170221]

    ” You’re probably going to hell. “      But don’t blame her, she just      repeats what Momma says.

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    " In like fourteen different religions.      All the Gods have a personal vendetta       against me -- but then again, we're         all headed to hell aren't we -                 but why in a fucking hand basket ? "

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                   “ I asked you what your name was.                      Do I need to say that slower — ? ”

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    " Randal Graves.  And no, I'm not a retard. I understand your american   just fine, thanks . "              No, he doesn't think American is actually a language.              Yes, he is just trying to be annoying for the sake of it.

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new themeee -- what do you guys think?

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                   “ You don’t know your own name,                       or you weren’t listening — ? ”

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" what ? "

[biitemxrks]

"Bloody hell, you’re like the third bloke I’ve asked  for help in this place that ain’t got a job here. Where the fook are all the workers at?”

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    " Dante's out. That's why I'm here       at all. So the worker is at a hockey       game about three miles from here. "