idk man

lia | she/her | scorpio

[toastbutteregg]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[roseofithaca]

Larry setting the record straight.

[queerculus]

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

[ooccoo]

[hgjhgjhgjghxxddhhhbb-deactivate]

[sarmaemoji]

✅ staff reviewed

[beholdingslut]

Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film

[sandersstudies]

Additional reasons:

Every single character is a PoC

First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen

Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha

Really diverse body types on everybody!

Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)

Kronk

[killer-snail-deactivated2019112]

Diverse body type: Llama

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it

[mens-rights-activia]

Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing

[dammitradar]

Also the STYLE:

the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets. 

the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy. 

that fucking 90 foot throne

the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palace 

the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again

Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mothman-slamp]

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[goron-king-darunia]

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

[pg-chan]

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[crap-userrname16]

[doublemooncrab]

[laminated paper wobble noise]

[crustluver]

Scoliosis

[cephalapodsblog]

Me when someone puts ice down my shirt

[catchymemes]

[breanieswordvomit]

I swear I’ve met all these people in my hospitality career.

[darkalleysunflower]

I’m allergic to this post.

[depsidase]

[mattrivas]

Like who has this kind of time

[samcahntent]

Can’t call it Jackass unfortunately

[thatchickparker]

Call it DM: disappointing mom

[saints-row-2]

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

[blujayonthewing]

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad: 

[brawltogethernow]

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.