to the core

evie quinn. my bite is worse than my bark, but my fashion sense is best of all. (mal, did i do this right?)

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@peytonsays: @rxttenmal ahhhh ur cute

@rxttenmal: @peytonsays yeah i know

@queenevie: @rxttenmal you said i was the cute one :(

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Favourite and least favourite person in Cherry Grove?

Favourite is Evie. Least favourite is literally every other cunt here.

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Maaa-aaal, you know I hate that word.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

… I’m sure your intentions came from a good place.

Exactly. Baby bearing hips aren’t useful until you’re actually having a baby. Until then, you’ve got to hide them away.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

You don’t seem bitchy to me.

I’m not. I’m misunderstood. 

Like when I told Missy Flanders that her low rise jeans highlighted her muffin top and made her look double her size, she misunderstood that I was trying to help her improve her chances of actually catching a man.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

I’ve been told I’d make a good sidekick in a rom-com. You know those guys they put in for the laughs? I’m him.

Funny. I got told I’d be the bitchy girlfriend who gets dumped for the Plain Jane bookworm.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Honestly, I thought maybe this conversation was as painful for you as it is for me.

No, I’m rather enjoying you.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Okay, well, it’s pretty easy to find Peter around here, so…

Ahh, but I’m talking to you right now and my momma didn’t raise me to be rude.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

I wouldn’t know? I’m not really into Peter.

Well future reference, the going-down-forgetting-name thing is more what I’m aiming for.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Peter Eagleton good time or…? ‘Cause I like playing skee ball at the arcade and stuff. Movies are always kinda fun.

Is a Peter Eagleton good time someone going down on you until you forget your own name?

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Huh? … Oh, I was gonna say like, reckless optimism or something.

Are you recklessly optimistic about showing a girl a good time?

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Aw, c’mon, I’m not. What I lack in hair tossing I make up for in… other stuff?

Hmm. I like where this is going.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

I dunno if I’m all that skilled at hair tossing.

Stop putting yourself down, loser.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

I’m… super bad at reacting to compliments… Just so you know.

Lame. You just toss your hair and say ‘Babe, I know.’

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Bitter? I’m not bitter! Just… if I had to pick a football player then JP would easily win. I don’t get what’s so great about Peter.

Well if both of them are as cute as you, this lil town might actually be fun.

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toomuchbeatsnone:

Peter Eagleton, apparently.

Ooh, I’d say point the way but your bitterness is too juicy to miss out on..

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So, like, what does a girl do round here for a good time?

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