h a l f b l o o d

my dad can beat up your dad indie kid trunks semi-selective

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i can’t believe @viticsus is horny on main.........

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legaciez:

There’s other things to do in life outside of video games….

Yeah, like what?

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legaciez:

It’s ok I guess? I don’t really play games.

I know. I can’t believe you’re not bored all the time. 

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legaciez:

And you find this fun?

Yeah! Don’t you think so too?

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legaciez:

Fair enough. Is there any sort of aim to this?

Kill everyone!

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legaciez:

Oh, I see…. Why are killing things?

Because they’re bad?

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legaciez:

Ok…. but why?

That’s how you kill things, duh. 

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viticsus:

         U-uh… you messed up because you said it too fast.

But you just said to say it fast!

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I have no idea how to play this game and you still haven’t explained.

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Just press ‘X’ a lot -- gosh, it’s not that hard!

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legaciez:

I know dad well enough to know that won’t get you anywhere.

I’m pretty sure I know him better than you do. I’ve known him longer. 

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viticsus:

         Now say it… faster.

< Hello? Hello! Hellohellohello! >

Like that? This is easy!

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legaciez:

Mhm, solid argument. I bet ‘so there’ works with dad a lot.

Maybe it does. You don’t know. 

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legaciez:

Unlikely. According to you I’ll be dead and lonely.

Yeah, you will be! And you’ll also be jealous. So...there!

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legaciez:

Lonely and dead, huh? If that’s what you think see how it goes for you.

It’s gonna work out great, you’ll see. 

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legaciez:

Good way to end up lonely.

I’m not gonna be lonely. You’ll be lonely. And dead. 

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legaciez:

Given that’s literally the last thing I’d want fair enough.

Good, because that’s what I’m gonna do. And then you’ll be jealous because I get to live forever and you don’t. 

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legaciez:

It’d cause more problems.

Just for that, I’m not gonna include you in my wish!