Ryan

Stinky bald man that I love a lot (Ask him anything bc we wanna bring that back.....we as in ME)

[ryan-unofficial]

How dare y'all not vote for me

I am heavily disrespected

[maverick-unofficial]

Who was the joker who put pink dye in my shampoo?!

[hozaloza]

👁️

oh mah gawd who did that--

[maverick-unofficial]

I'm going to lock up whoever did this forever!

[ryan-unofficial]

Who would do such a thing? That's messed up........

Yeah.................

[maverick-unofficial]

Plus I have an important meeting, I look like Pinkie Pie with this thing

[ryan-unofficial]

At least you look more friendly that way...................

[maverick-unofficial]

Who was the joker who put pink dye in my shampoo?!

[hozaloza]

👁️

oh mah gawd who did that--

[maverick-unofficial]

I'm going to lock up whoever did this forever!

[ryan-unofficial]

Who would do such a thing? That's messed up........

Yeah.................

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

Let me think about it

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

[charlie-unofficial]

Dye the boss's hair pink

[ryan-unofficial]

Childish, but I'll do it.

Let me just find the pink hair dye...

[jasmineofficial]

I would like to see that too

[ryan-unofficial]

...Jasmine, can you slip this bottle of "shampoo in your brother's shower....? (it's the pink dye)

[jasmineofficial]

Of course

[ryan-unofficial]

Maverick's gonna kill me...............worth it.

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

Let me think about it

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

[charlie-unofficial]

Dye the boss's hair pink

[ryan-unofficial]

Childish, but I'll do it.

Let me just find the pink hair dye...

[jasmineofficial]

I would like to see that too

[ryan-unofficial]

...Jasmine, can you slip this bottle of "shampoo in your brother's shower....? (it's the pink dye)

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

Let me think about it

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

[charlie-unofficial]

Dye the boss's hair pink

[ryan-unofficial]

Childish, but I'll do it.

Let me just find the pink hair dye...

[jasmineofficial]

I would like to see that too

[ryan-unofficial]

The question is how do I get in Maverick's room--

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

Let me think about it

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

[charlie-unofficial]

Dye the boss's hair pink

[ryan-unofficial]

Childish, but I'll do it.

Let me just find the pink hair dye...

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

Let me think about it

[ryan-unofficial]

Come on--

Uh--

I'll do anything!

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.

[ryan-unofficial]

COME ON--

DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING

I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-

[jasmineofficial]

SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!

[ryan-unofficial]

You gonna risk your future family with this threat--

(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[jasmineofficial]

I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME

[ryan-unofficial]

CHARLIE HELP ME--

CALM HER DOWN

CHARLIE--

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[jasmineofficial]

SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT

[ryan-unofficial]

JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--

WAIT--

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[jasmineofficial]

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT SLIPPED OUT--

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT

IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[jasmineofficial]

Say what thing...?

[charlie-unofficial]

Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?

[jasmineofficial]

...

RYAN!

[ryan-unofficial]

IT WAS A BIRD--

I SWEAR

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[jasmineofficial]

Why are you screaming? What happened?

[ryan-unofficial]

OH--

heyy..........

I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--

[charlie-unofficial]

I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy

[ryan-unofficial]

Well

uh

congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)

[youngjusticerulez]

Y'know....I just realised that Red is on Tumblr

I know a ton of people know that but like...

RED IS ON TUMBLR

WHICH MEANS SHE HAS PROBABLY SEEN ALL THE WEIRD SHIT THE SBG FANDOM DOES LIKE SIMPING ON THE KIDS'S PARENTS

[hozaloza]

Meanwhile, my crane content existing

OH THERE'S ALSO THE CRANE RP ACCOUNTS--

[charlie-unofficial]

Sup

[hozaloza]

He's right behind me, isn't he

[charlie-unofficial]

Who? The devil or the handsome one?

[ryan-unofficial]

So you're the devil?

[charlie-unofficial]

....

I AM THE HANDSOME ONE!

[ryan-unofficial]

Just because Jasmine says it doesn't mean it's true 🙄

[charlie-unofficial]

Wait, she thinks I'm handsome...?

[ryan-unofficial]

Wait--

oops--

[charlie-unofficial]

No, don't go away, she said I'm handsome?!

...

...

How much alcohol did she drink?

[ryan-unofficial]

Uh, none...?

I think??