I just found out that someone I least expected thinks I'm handsome, now I feel confused and happy
Well
uh
congrats man!! (Jasmine's going to kill me when she realizes I told you this.......)
Why are you screaming? What happened?
OH--
heyy..........
I DIDN'T TELL HIM HE HEARD A BIRD SAY IT--
Say what thing...?
Hey Jasmine, do you think I'm handsome?
...
RYAN!
IT WAS A BIRD--
I SWEAR
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
IT SLIPPED OUT--
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT
IT WAS MY BEST ARGUMENT--
SOMEONE TELL THE DAMN NURSE TO PREPARE THE ROOM, I'M GOING TO SEND HIM ANOTHER DYING PATIENT
JASMINE WAIT WAIT WAIT--
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
WAIT--
I'LL MAKE SURE TO SEND YOU TO GOD THIS TIME
CHARLIE HELP ME--
CALM HER DOWN
CHARLIE--
Hey, Jasmine, maybe you should-
SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL CUT OFF YOUR BALLS!
You gonna risk your future family with this threat--
(I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING TO LIVE C'MON)
Sorry bro, you angered the beast, now you have to live with this.
COME ON--
DO SOMETHING TO STUN HER OR SOMETHING
I'LL LITERALLY DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A MONTH
Let me think about it
Come on--
Uh--
I'll do anything!
Dye the boss's hair pink
Childish, but I'll do it.
Let me just find the pink hair dye...
I would like to see that too
...Jasmine, can you slip this bottle of "shampoo in your brother's shower....? (it's the pink dye)
Of course
Maverick's gonna kill me...............worth it.
















