Ryan's Random Ramblings

Entertaining, educating, and inspiring yo asses!

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May the Force be with you always.

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Gimme a name! Please give me a name! (at Planet Fitness)

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#Tbt to my former career as a nonexistent baby gap model.

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Wait...what? This doesn't apply to me one bit. And by one bit. I mean it's totally my current situation. #thoughtfood

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"What's on your mind?" "Out!" "Is that it?" "Right now please?" "And you said please! Good boy!" "Yeeeeah!"

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Hey Steve, I've got a whole box of em at home. I'm not afraid to use em!

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This still provides me with a sad.

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Stay tuned to my Facebook page: Facebook.com/ryanhallwrites for something really cool in the works. Announcement coming today.

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Well...they're half right. #howsmymath?

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Tuesday morning #thoughtfood

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Yeah bud, the ball went under there. I'm so sorry. That's the graveyard of Pete tennis balls.

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He's my dog, this is sure.

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I don't eat at home often anymore. But OMG Pete loves it when I do! This cracked me TF up!

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"Face smush."

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Everybody out there getting married and having babies. Meanwhile I'm like "my dog is more photogenic than yours is."

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One of these days, I'm going to find the person who makes every day a lovely day. But until then, I will create that myself. And dig this amazing song.

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Note to self. See also #thoughtfood.