I Am Super Gay

He/Him

[god-offical]

who up spreading they spores

[guerrillatech]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[homunculus-argument]

Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[goobie-goo]

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

[maplebunie]

if 3 bitches named molly were in a polycule would it be a molecule sorry

[9:38 PM]

[maplebunie]

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

[taco-bee]

Everyone reblog this at 9:38 pm

[caats]

[kosmogrl]

lore dropping is kinda crazy because sometimes when I’m mid conversation I realize that actually did happen to me

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

[fiollaigean]

brother what

[fiollaigean]

everyone meet my good friend Brother What, the tiny 13th century monk who lives in my phone and helps me with spelling. he's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

[fiollaigean]

it's him!!

brought to life by the incredible @loserwithanartacc

[elodieunderglass]

Brother What has a wonderful steady calligraphic hand that he uses exclusively for drawing judgementally squiggly lines under words

[wintercorrybriea]

balenciaga

[nickoraus]

[whenyoucouldhavealifebutnooooo]

IM BEING AMBUSHED BY THE SAVE IFS

[baradragon]

[catasters]

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

New pin

[bovineblogger]

WHAT THE FUCK

[plasmalogical]

haters will see you

[plasmalogical]

dr. haters will see you now