Just as I thought...trash

25/DC

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[ryanosauras]

God gives his silliest battles to his billiest soldiers

[everythingfox]

Aww how cute.. wait

(via)

[ryanosauras]

[sometransgal]

I can't believe they made Barbie a furry

[somecallmekay]

Goooooooooood......

FUCKING MORNING?

[sometransgal]

They made Barbie a furry

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

[sindri42]

She's had every other job. And you already knew she was a software developer.

[cherrybutchh]

yea i did my thesis on jerking off and nutting hard

[cherrybutchh]

and i minored in suckin and fuckin

[the-sapphic-raven]

were you able to get a phd?

[cherrybutchh]

yea

[kaijuno]

[demimonde-semigoddess]

[mxnrique]

abbot elementary once said…

[mxnrique]

[restinpiss]

[foreskinnty]

[paudashlake]

How many of y’all have a foreskin

[ryanosauras]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[banana-savage-the-first]

[theocseason4]

[ultrafacts]

[mrcuddelyhydralisk]

That bitch saw the rise of Hirohito and did nothing

[ryanosauras]